Mickey The Dick

"What is this? Dig Dug?" (NOT AFFILIATED WITH MAX G, THE *REAL* MICKEY THE DICK, ALL ASSETS BELONG TO MAX G.)

[Mickey The Dick @WTJ4K]

📌PINNED📌

"I don’t recall saying you f*ggots could follow my Parody Twitter account!"

[Mickey The Dick @WTJ4K]

"I’m supposed to be one, isn’t it obvious? I have the word 'dick' in my name for a reason."

[GABE H. WILLIAMS... @FormerlyChaotic]

"...You look like and sound like a prick already."

[Mickey The Dick @WTJ4K]

"Can’t you read my name on my account, dipshit? It says 'Mickey The Dick' right in front of your eyes. What are you, blind??"

(Mickey sighs)

"Jeez, these types of people I tell ya."

[GABE H. WILLIAMS... @FormerlyChaotic]

"...Who the hell're you?"

[Mickey The Dick @WTJ4K]

"Hey guys. I’m Mickey The Dick."

"I’ve been seeing this "Parody Twitter" shit and decided to join hoping someone who will help me escape V.G.V."

"But I’ll mostly fuck around with this app so yeah. Enjoy my bullshit, I guess."