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Not affiliated with @nightvaleradio. All tweets verbatim from Welcome To Night Vale podcast.

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It's like Uber, but for trees. It's like Google, but for dreams. It's like Twitter, but for secrets never shared.

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No citizen is above paying taxes.

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Because I could not stop for Death/It turns out I cannot die/The trick is just to run faster than Death can run (he's pretty fast)

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Today is the last day of your life up to this point.

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It’s election season again, and you know what that means!

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the stray cat that has made his home here

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

One day at a time. One foot in front of the other. One mouse inside another mouse. One cloud made out of mud. One dream about a 6-eyed puppy.

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To get your copy, go online or simply make up your own informative facts.

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the answers I provide may have no questions

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an hour of dead air with the occasional hiss and crackle

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complimented for the best use of viral marketing

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Lift with your knees, and only your knees.

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adopted six tabby kittens.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Don't worry.

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Some of you will hurt others, and others will heal.

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at least two dozen claims of folks growing third eyes

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howling, and chants in long-dead languages are the kind of thing that is fine at 1:00 PM, but absolutely not fine at 1:00 AM.

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proved your value to society through hard work and determination

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structural damage, major remodeling, seeping darkness, major exorcisms, roof boils, and lawn care

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Earth is a precariously-inflated orb that could pop or sag at any moment.