WelcomeToOurCountry

[Chanel Rion OAN @ChanelRion]

All Bricks Matter. Don't ask questions.

[WelcomeToOurCountry @WTOCtv]

#abc always delivers. Great first ep of #itsadate

[WelcomeToOurCountry @WTOCtv]

@karlstefanovic on Friday mornings 👌That guy is a legend. "Take it all off"/ "that kid you hated growing up"

[Hannah Leane @hannah_jess]

Can't work. Feline obstructing view and creative process @WTOCtv

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

People who criticize the Bible should keep in mind it was My first novel.

[Craig Reucassel @craigreucassel]

6 year old leaves behind job in gambling world for life of prostitution #BlackCaviar

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

Billion dollar idea: An app that sends you a text when the light turns green.

[Hannah Leane @hannah_jess]

Just to give you an indication of my day so far; The #lastthingIgoogled was 'how much bleach can you inhale before you die'. #cleaning

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

'Tis better to have loved and lost than be eaten alive by bears.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Thou shalt not. Just in general.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The reason I didn't mention dinosaurs in the Bible is shut up.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Following someone on Twitter & then whining about what they Tweet about is like stalking someone but complaining about the route they take.

[WelcomeToOurCountry @WTOCtv]

A kid in his school uniform just offered me drugs... He was such an unreasonable negotiator.

[Andrew Hansen @andrewjhansen]

From a Japanese supermarket, I bought instant microwaveable cake in a mug. You're sacked, grandma!

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"

[WelcomeToOurCountry @WTOCtv]

They're bound to make some sort of movie about this pope spectacle. I wonder who will play him...Anthony Hopkins??