Paul Elliott

Guy who likes food, and sleep, and food. food is good. was also hungry while writing this.

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@katieabboud12 Valid Excuse #TheyKnowNothing

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@Carol_M_O I prefer to turn mine in at 3pm. a less sarcastic hobby I think #yayFun #yay20PageEssays

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@graceldiamond. The curses of eating greasy food for those gainz #butterfingers

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@graceldiamond logic is hard to write clearly in 140 characters

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@graceldiamond hmm. If picture guy is your bae and they're thirsty and want water. He has 🐳on his shirt.🐳s live in water.# TheyWantHisshirt

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@LowkeyWafford its ironic that creative is one of the least creative qualities you can list

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#r16 no swimsuit profile pics. #keepitproffesional #keepitclassy #themuse

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@faith_alt. I feel like no one wanta to read full paragraphs in the internet

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@LowkeyWafford. Good point most people dont even know they should have business cards

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#r16 linked in summaries need to have a point #noOneWantsYourLifeStory #Forbes

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@faith_alt. Which goes doubly so if you are trying to be an athlete . Seriously though doing that helps in getting references in the future

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#r16 employers want me to be able to go out of my comfort zone #QueDangerZone #KennyLoggins #WhatEveryBossWants

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@JtcTrujillo i kinda feel like it would be easier if there were a specific format #ItsAHardKnockLife #luckilyWeStillHaveGuidelines

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#r16 employers will find out all about you. Creepy but true #100words #InternetKnowsAll

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@graceldiamond so you can use homophones in a sentence #youreWelcome

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@Carol_M_O just realized he literally has a nail in his ass. #ItsInHisButt #HeIsADonkey

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@bettynotwhite or just resourceful. #1legIsItchy #1legIsPrickly #YouDoTheMath

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@bettynotwhite do you mean top and bottom or left and right? cus most people already do one of those

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@graceldiamond thats what you get for looking at a pug in a car accident #ItLooksLikeAPugInACarAccident

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@AlForAmerica @graceldiamond. Sounds like you two are cold should i go grab some jackets #yayForSmartAssing