Real Time WWIII

The next World War, as it happened.

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

You were saying, Mr. Barro?

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

Sure, sure, now WWIII is trending, as if we didn't warn you people.

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

GREAT WORDS FROM HISTORY: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the bloody noses of punched Nazis."

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

Mr. Trump, were there "good people" on both sides of this fence in Auschwitz?

[Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII]

Japan witnesses of atom bomb's devastation: "I thought this was the end of Hiroshima—of Japan—of humankind… This was God's judgment on man."

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

We go live to the White House Situation Room for the one map that explains Trump's belligerent attitude toward North Korea.

[Chris Garrigues @DeepEddy]

Not “thought”. “Hoped”. https://t.co/Za67cmRl2R

[Mig Greengard 🇺🇸🇦🇷 @chessninja]

Great. Trump sounds like a North Korean press release and this account doesn't sound like a parody anymore. https://t.co/wUP9cSHG6s

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

Happy to be back from the future, although it takes my eyes and skin a while to get used to being above ground again. Oops, spoiler! https://t.co/EVAYNvElDk

[State Song Thread Guy @sayer_of_stuff]

@WW3RealTime You're back. I'm kinda happy about that but it's also probably a bad sign.

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

The first US journo jailed by Trump is the one who follows up nuke casualty estimates with "And what's the US population, Mr. President?"

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

Something must have caused a shift in the timestream and moved this up a bit. Apologies for any radioactive inconvenience. https://t.co/u4UyHKzqtS

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

2016 the hottest year on record. 2017 and 2018 will be even hotter, leading to Trump's bold case for a nuclear winter in 2019.

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

Admit it, you thought this was a parody account. https://t.co/685FCaYnm6

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Trump: North Korea "best not make any more threats to the U.S. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen." per pool

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

If you find these White House intrigues tedious, they get more exciting next month when McMaster removes Miller's spleen with a sugar spoon.

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

The radioactive smoke rising from Seattle won't bother Trump, but he perks up when he hears the next North Korean ICBM can reach Mar-a-Lago.

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

Alas poor Sean, we warned you. https://t.co/9fzXX8xP14

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

You'll be happy to know that in our future, everybody knows Frederick Douglass and nobody knows who Sean Spicer was. https://t.co/VAfBW0ReLM

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

About that Trump-Putin meeting... Coming from the future does have its advantages. Has Trump given back Alaska yet? https://t.co/bCY9i0LXHn

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

If you're not sure what a KGB dictator with no qualms about shedding blood will do to a delusional gameshow host, think Bambi vs Godzilla.

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

Wait, so the stuff Trump said about torturing teenage girls wasn't to the Boy Scouts? He must have gotten his speeches mixed up again.

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

Hey everybody, back from "vacation"! <brushes dust from underground tunnel complex off pants> How are things go.. Isn't the campaign over? https://t.co/DkZsJxidtO

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Donald Trump admits United States is land of wanton rape and depravity against maidens.

DPRK girls are protected from US barbarians.

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

If you had "the free press," "refugees," "Muslims," and "Nordstrom" on your What Will Trump Declare War On bingo card, congratulations!

[Real Time WWIII @WW3RealTime]

Germany and Japan form an alliance for democracy & equality against America and Russia. The second sequel always needs a great twist.