wandy wadriguez

where’s the fonk

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@100xgemfinder @ShamsCharania His throat wasn’t tight enough for the king

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@PlatinumKey13 Should’ve been an all star this year, plat

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One of the last photos before he died jacking off with a belt around his neck

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@steelers Almost forgive him for having so many DUI’s and being a legitimate threat to society. Great voice, hopefully a better liver! Congrats on a great career, Billy!

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Tennessee’s interior D doesn’t have a gag reflex… any of them… I confirmed it

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Sorry I got suicidal in front of the hoes tonight 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Wearing boot cuts at the bar, fuck you.

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Don’t stick your dick in crazy! Word to pops!

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If you’re a girl and do Oklahoma’s at the beach, you’re an ignorant whore

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@Yeahfootballman I hope it’s not a tac shaver. Saw it on the @accnetwork and bought it. My junk looked like a plate of scrambled eggs with hot sauce on them

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@Yeahfootballman @LimusSweed This sounds kinda like how robin williams went out. Are you okay?

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@allyn_chad He cooled off. Now he’s just talking about how many more 12 year olds he’s fucked than @TheDeliverer_32

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Scream crying to sparks by Coldplay

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@allyn_chad He keeps yelling about the jungles of Vietnam and twirling a knife

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Fat slut, you bitch

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Ladies, if you are in finals week right now that probably means you went to a bigger school. Which also guarantees you got bigger, and you’re a whore

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I hope I don’t run into a catholic priest tonight

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Ate chipotle w an espresso shot on the side and sharted so hard my asshole prolapsed

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@allyn_chad @PlanetFitness @APAPsychiatric