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A fan made script bot for randomized lines from the show “What We Do In The Shadows” | Interval every half hour! ( S1-S2 ) | PRO-SHIP & TERFS DNI

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LASZLO: 'Cause he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy.

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COLIN: I’m going to teach this little beef jerky a thing or two about boredom. This stupid little troll.

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NADJA: YOU LYING PIECE OF ASSHOLE!

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LASZLO: Personally, I am a man of science.

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COLIN: One of the best ways to drain people’s energy nowadays is via the internet. This woman is a astrophysicist. “Actually, this is not how space works. Read a book”

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LASZLO: Devious! Meet thine maker!

SIMON: I caught your arrow with ease. Ooh, I’ve caught it inside my hand.

NANDOR: Do you need a bandaid?

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NANDOR: I have asked Guillermo to bring me his computing machine so I can see if I have received any electronic letters in the past decade.

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NANDOR: I have been wondering if perhaps I was a little too relentless with Guillermo.

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GUILLERMO: Run, sam, run! ( MEOWING )

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GOVERNMENT WORKER: What does the Constitution do for the people?

NANDOR: Oppresses them!

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GUILLERMO: You guys are the ones with the mosquito club. Just...

CLAUDE: What about other creatures that drink human blood? Creatures with sharp teeth and stupid accents?

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COLIN: I’ll see what I can do, daddy-o.

NADJA: Rock on.

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NANDOR: Yay, it’s Nadja!

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LASZLO: We could assassinate the king.

GUILLERMO: Uh, we don’t have a king in America.

LASZLO: Even easier.

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SEAN: This is the life. Hanging out with my three favorite gerbils. I only have one question... Are we inside or outside?

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COLBY: So how long have you been a familiar? You don't look very familiar.

GUILLERMO: Ah. ( laughs ) I see what you did there, but, uh, ten years.

COLBY: Ten years? A decade.

GUILLERMO: Yeah. It's considered being an expert to some people.

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LASZLO: Colin Robinson, when you talked to me about 19th century naval battles, I was genuinely interested. I didn't let you know that, 'cause then you'd have stopped. Maybe I didn't want you to stop.

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NANDOR: Shh. Guillermo, don’t mention that you vampire-slayed. It’s a bad look for me.

SIMON: Sorry, I’m hearing you whispering. Are you speaking of Carol?

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COLIN: Oh, her Achilles Heel?

LASZLO: So it’s her foot? Well, that’s simple I know exactly what to do.

COLIN: I meant in Greek Mythology there’s a human whose held by his-

LASZLO: Stop talking.

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LASZLO: It’s not I who needs help it’s you! So it’s me whose ending this conversation, not you.

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LASZLO: Simon the Devious, he thinks I don’t know what he’s up to. But I do. There he goes. Follow me. Quick, quick, quick, quick. Look, running away. Ah… he’s only here to steal my hat!