Johann Gutenberg

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On Press, not going well. You can literally see the Pressmens hairline receding.

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Stuck at an airport bar. Couple won’t stop talking in bumper sticker talk. “The world needs more of you” Please kill me.

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White Claw in the streets. 4 Loco in the sheets. Thx @TruckYard

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Not one Presswoman. Lots of owners, sales, csr’s prep and lots and lots in bindery. Not one Presswoman.

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On press for a while now. I understand hiring the pressman but I don’t think he’s getting promoted.

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#presscheck pushed from 9am to 7pm. Shhhhhhhhhhocker.

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I’m not one to complain about the weather. I cant control it, but COME ON ! REALLY !?! #Texas #presscheck

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Trust the process, unless the process was established by a megalomaniac. Then, you’re on your own.

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Went on a site visit at a printer in a sketchy hood. Three stripclubs nearby. Now I smell like UV inks and am covered in glitter. #Dallas

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There’s a cop convention at my hotel. Smells like testosterone and gunpowder #dallas #presscheck

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I get up every morning determined to change the world and to have a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult. - E. B.White

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Guy at work in Texas wearing cowboy (not the team) hat @Wrangler jeans @justinboots At corporate ! #DontmesswithTexas

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Wait. What happened to Williamson ? #bigblue

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Hey Dallas. I’ll be hassling you soon.

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I’ve grown weary of looking at press sheets in the middle of the night.

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Putting a bar next to the gate at the airport is brilliant and self destructing. Note to self: Don’t get tossed off the plane

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My Uber driver is playing country music I think he profiling me. /puts 10 gallon hat back in bag.

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Nice pressman, just struggling on press. I’m not rolling with the employee of the month here. #presscheck #AgencyLife

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Press Forman seems cranky. Word on the street, he beat rabies. #understood #presscheck

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Not sure I trust the pressman when I ask when the next form is up. I think he is using intuition and a strong rumor. #presscheck #agencylife