What Would God Tweet

Holy Ghostwriter. Retelling Bible stories in 140 characters each.

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As my favorite birthday approaches, a physics professor compares Santa's superpowers to traditional superheroes. https://t.co/zIx0n5ro4e

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Jesus no longer able to blow out all the candles on His cake? http://t.co/zQDlEODlnj

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In case you're wondering what happened to the Rapture on May 21: "Preacher Claims Rapture Aborted by NORAD Missile" http://bit.ly/iyR7mF

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The kingdom of heaven is like a cosmic Motel 6: We'll leave the light at the end of the tunnel on for you.

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Ascension Sunday: Jesus has left the building. (Luke 24:46-53)

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RT @Jesus: Bingo!

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Undercover Jesus reveals ID at Emmaus Cafe. RT @Disciples: OMG!

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1st-century episode of "Undercover Boss." Jesus goes incognito with two employees on Road to Emmaus. (Luke 24: 13-31)

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RT @Peter: I went to the Empty Tomb and all I got was this lousy shroud.

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RT @Angel: Rejoice, MaryMag. Jesus has risen from the dead, creating a vast new market for chocolate bunnies, plastic grass and Peeps.

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RT @MaryMag: I'm at the tomb. Jesus AWOL.

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RT @Jesus: I'm baaaaack. Top that, David Blaine.

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RT @Jesus: No, I am not standing in line for the new iPad.

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Holy Saturday: Conflicting reports on @Jesus' whereabouts (http://bit.ly/9OS2fD and http://bit.ly/cpja2i)

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@ArimatheaJoe and @NickyD wrap Jesus like a mummy, place him in rock tomb. Pilate posts guards.

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CSI Jerusalem: Evidence indicates death by blunt trauma, loss of blood, suffocation.

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RT @Centurion: Oops! (Matt. 27:54)

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Earthquake, solar eclipse and world's first zombie invasion. Tombs open and dead people wander Jerusalem. (Matthew 27.52-53)

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RT @Jesus: Game over. (John 19:30)

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RT @Jesus: OMG! OMG! Why have you unfriended me?