Jacob

I Eat, I Lift, I Play Golf, I Twerk, Mechanical Engineer

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

That arm is broke #FriendlyFire

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@bkuch92 bro its so raw...those 2 gave a spectacular performance...so much chemistry

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

Dear jimmy johns girl...avocado and guacamole are fundamentally different and are in no way substitutable for each other...

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@mac10marc you're my #Hero

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@mac10marc Yooo just a reminder to mail my package...if you don't need that 20...buy some food with it or something and give me the change

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@JacksMcMullen what he meant to say was... "Dribble dribble cross-over dribble dunk pump-fake alley-oop" that's his native tongue

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@JacksMcMullen for real.you're a dumb shit.you're just good at basketball.leave the intellectual arguments to those with an actual brain

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

This girl waved at me at the cross walk.I did not know this girl...so I laid on the charm hard and said "How much per hour" she wasn't a fan

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@Cleatscleavage It was crucial how Ms. Schroeder's boss was giving a hype talk and then just blasted himself

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@bkuch92 #OneLove

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

#MakeMeFeelSomeTypeOfWay is a combination of 7 words that when used in phrase...mean absolutely fucking nothing.It is a messageless sentence

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@iLGDaily @Jacobliseno16 Ohhhhhhhhhhu he said she aint have no nipples

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

It gives me anxiety to watch Jack Black impersonate Ned Schneedbly knowing he's gonna get caught... #FirstWorldProblems

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

Its time to murk hoes on #BF4

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@yourfatassgma well do you still have my number?

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@yourfatassgma El Paso was the worst place I've ever lived...how did you like it lol?

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@yourfatassgma It never rains here...like ever

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@yourfatassgma Actually I haven't had my Facebook for some time now

[Jacob @WWJacobD]

@yourfatassgma how's North Carolina? Has it rained hard as shit at all?