Wyeth Folmar

helllo

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

The perfect crime doesn't exist.

Me:

[silver 𓆙 @mo0dswinger]

this is basically how i feel about literally everything these days

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The last presidential election turned on fewer than 100,000 votes in three states. More people go to Coachella. There’s no good excuse not to vote. Head over to https://t.co/zTCemnRMYV to check your registration, get your absentee ballot, and find out where to vote on November 6.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I love pain (that is French for bread) :)

[kelly b @poobey3000]

Unpopular opinion: parks and rec is better than the office (both great tho)

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[💭 @spidervesre]

I CANT BREATHE HUGH JACKMAN REALLY DID AN INSTAGRAM LIVE TO SHOW HE FINALLY FINISHED HIS VINCENT VAN GOGH PUZZLE ONLY TO DESTROY IT AND HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN RIGHT AFTER

[RyansAverageLife @RyanAbe]

harry styles is aging like fine wine as expected

[jen @tobaccosunbrst]

antoni porowski and corgis. thank u

[Jenna @jennabeeradley]

every ep of Queer Eye

bobby: your house is blue and grey now
antoni: do you like dip
tan: patterned shirt, french tuck
jonathan: literally just wash your face
karamo: FACE YOUR DEMONS

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

You shall pay for this insolence, tall man 🤨 https://t.co/uJyXoRdBAD

[JT @jtsmelly]

My friend thought I used to be a bartender so I told him I knew cocktail tricks and bartended for the first time at his wedding yesterday

[Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus001]

So my daughter sent home the best camp letter ever.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

I’m built for New York.
I love New York.
And when my parents sent me to sleepaway camp, it did NOT GO WELL.
Some sample letters home:

[KB @kbnoswag]

I hate flexing on twitter but I just finessed a crockpot and a ouija board from my neighbor’s garage sale for only $10 if anyone wants to come over and summon evil spirits while I slow cook vegetable stew for us

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Harry Styles For GUCCI🖤 https://t.co/P976rtTY9a

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

my kindergarten teacher retired today 🎉 and yes, most of my shirts are made from female school teacher pants