Wyn Jones

A close-up magician that does all that fancy stuff wrapped in a parcel of comedy. I also perform comedy/magic cabaret.

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Incontinence is nothing to be laughed at. Or sneezed at. Or coughed at.

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We're all getting on a bit. My wife has started taking a tablet a day. She's blaming the menopause for her shoplifting from the Apple Store.

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Wonderful evening in the company of the sublime @mrmarksteel in Wimborne tonight. Both he and Rhod Gilbert weave their torrid tales of their cancer with hilarious anecdotes, positive outlooks & great dignity. Seen him twice before, but this was rather special. Go see it. It's fab

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Incredible magic from these street wizards.

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@DaveScott1977 There are middle class areas in Wales where it's played too, but in the main, it's probably the only Northern European nation where it's a predominantly working class sport. There are exceptions in other nations of course (Galashiels and Hawick in Scotland, Limerick in Ireland)

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@ITVRugby @topsy_ojo I would have loved to have seen a double act with Topsy Ojo and Rick Mayall's character - Kevin Turvey. They would have been called - Kevin and Ojo probably.

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@Zilch0284 Stupid question. The world doesn't revolve around England. I would be happy for England to win a Grand Slam if Wales could avoid a loss to win against Italy.

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Saw someone is Tesco yesterday have an epileptic seizure. He was a shop fitter.

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I had a heated argument with a guy from Buenos Aires on his narrow boat. Not serious, just a little Argy Bargy.

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Well that's my 6000 calories day done. Tomorrow I will be so proud of doing half of that and the day after ...? I'll wonder why I was so proud.

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@ThatEricAlper "You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave"

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I'm such a product of the modern age. My daughter wrote out her Xmas list on an A4 paper, and under the word 'chocolate' she drew a red squiggly line under it for effect. My first thought went to wondering where the spelling mistake was and would I need autocorrect.

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Content moderation on sites, where I talk about my favourite movies are stupid. Apparently, I now have to write - "Unalive Bill (Vol 1 and 2)", "A View to a Unalive". "The Unaliving Fields", and "Natural Born Unalivers"

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@Womens6Nations @rugbyontnt @discoveryplusUK Calm, composed & fair. She might have been bricking it, but it didn't show. Not afraid 2 change her mind after seeing evidence. No shouting of 'Use!" or "Leave it!" that other refs do, but no need as the players heard it, as did we. Not 'affirmative action' - just picked on merit

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@mrmarksteel I had to go in to the comments to try and understand why. I read the words 'cricket' and 'test'. I guess it has something to do with test cricket? I am still none the wiser. I'm guessing this is a 'niche tweet'. Whatever it is ... good luck!

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Wind turbines. Not a big fan.

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Still suffering from yesterday as I overdid it doing circuits. Six times I went round the buffet table!

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@TDesborough I'm a Welsh rugby fan. I thought the AWJ gonad grab was very wrong. Nevertheless, Joe Marler has done more for Anglo-(anyone) relations than anyone. RFU, put him on telly and not the likes of Pollock and you would end up in credit. Joe is a fantastic piece of shithousery. Ace!

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Such joy. Loved this show.

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It’s a well known fact that a bit of classic slapstick from Series Two of The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer is the best antidote to crap weather blues known to man...

Good evening.

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Anyone want a free ticket for a Coldplay concert? No payment expected, but a cuddle would be nice. An employee has recently said she can't make it.