State of Wyoming Updates

Parody but more honest depiction of the state of Wyoming.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

We have now labeled all librarians domestic terrorists. If you’re reading a book, you may be subject to a red flag law.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

@sickntired10 We’ve considered a state of emergency to strip librarians of their gun rights. Anyone reading a book is subject to a red flag.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

The Wyoming Freedom Caucus is pleased to announce that half of their campaign funds will go towards building a jail for librarians and county clerks.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

Secretary of State Chuck Gray was lost in the parade yesterday. Please return him to the Capitol if found.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

Don’t miss the Cheyenne Frontier Days Rodeo folks!

[Better Wyoming @BetterWyoming]

@WyoUpdates We were really impressed by his performance last year. His low center of gravity really gives him an advantage.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

Secretary of State Chuck Gray will be riding in the Cheyenne Frontier Days mutton busting rodeo this year. He wasn’t tall enough to register for men’s rodeo but we’re proud of him just the same! #gochucky

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

If you’ve been using your heater the past few days, you’re from Colorado.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

Three members of the Freedom Caucus sustained firework injuries on Tuesday. Despite voting against funding for ambulance services, each of them received transportation to a hospital. One demanded a life flight and had the bill sent to his church. All were released with bandaids.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

Someone needs to keep these legislators from returning to Cheyenne to keep the pile up from continuing at the Capitol.

[Cowboy State Daily @daily_cowboy]

More than 50 semi-trucks and cars were involved in a massive pileup on Saturday afternoon near the Wagonhound rest area between Elk Mountain and Laramie on Interstate 80. https://t.co/mLkZK1Un5y

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

Hey Montana, hold my beer.

[The Montana Times @TheMontanaTimes]

Do you still want to move to Montana?

#YellowstoneTV

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

We have turned the thermostat down because we’ve run out of coal and you’ve all been naughty this year. Damn it, Lusk, you know what you did.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

The Freedom Caucus has asked for gay people to be banned on campus to create a safe space for them. Creating a safe space for the caucus would allow those that just moved here to visit the University. #GoPokes

[Casper Star-Tribune @CSTribune]

A group of conservative state lawmakers are demanding UW "reverse the direction that the culture of our university is taking." https://t.co/uDhTb9Mvak

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

We have a snow storm coming in. If you have plans to travel. Lol.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

We’ve confirmed these are due to our cloud seeding efforts. Since we seeded these clouds, they’ve grown a mind of their own. We’ve yet to get additional precipitation though 🤷‍♂️

[Jim Scott @jms3434]

Another view Sheridan Wyoming over the Big Horn Mountains..

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

You’ve obviously never met our gooses.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

There is nothing silly about a goose.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

We are excited to announce our new sweepstakes! For $250 you can purchase a chance to win a legislative shock collar for a week. Winners can choose their legislator and will be able to shock them for poor behavior. Some rules apply.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

This giving Tuesday, we hope you’ll consider purchasing our new Bucking Horse and Rider coin. Treasurer Meier has also offered half-price buy-ins for poker night this Friday.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

If your road isn’t plowed, it’s because the Wyoming Republican Party put you on the “no-plow RINO” list.

Teton County, call a billionaire with a snow plow. Albany County, call Fort Collins.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

Several puppies have disappeared from the new sled dog breeding center in the Senate Chamber. A witness saw former Superintendent of Public Instruction Schroeder sobbing with a “lumpy potato bag that whined” in the elevator.

[State of Wyoming Updates @WyoUpdates]

Joe Biden sent this to Governor Gordon at 11:33pm on Saturday.

“Look at me, I’m Mark Gordon, I’m the most popular Governor, I write budget proposal, I sue the federal government.”