Greg Larson

Is being too cynical a thing? Because if it is, I'm that.

[Greg Larson @Wyrzenn]

Apparently I still have a twitter.

[Greg Larson @Wyrzenn]

The truth is incredibly real and potent.

[Greg Larson @Wyrzenn]

It explains a lot really.

[Greg Larson @Wyrzenn]

My off-colour remarks are damaging my friendships.
I'm not a smart man.

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Please don't ignore me when I need you.
I'd do anything for my friends.
Anything for them.
I wouldn't ignore you.

[Greg Larson @Wyrzenn]

The AM is when the truth emerges.

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Oh, hello there acid reflux, how are you?
You seem angry.

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I think the Sprite I bought from the creamery is actual liquid heroin.
I've had 8 cans in 24 hours.

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Wonderful concert tonight, I had a great time playing with those individuals and immensely enjoyed the experience.
11/10 would do again.

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There are currently llamas in front of the HFAC.

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I think I drunk some liquid fire earlier because my insides feel like they're melting into a puddle of pain.

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I watched 20 episodes of That Seventies Show today.
And I deemed it to be good.

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@jmfoste6 7049415673, Niebuhr

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It's a good thing people don't text me in the AM.
All inhibitions just go out the window.
Many things are said.

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http://t.co/IM90aiqzU7
Careful kiddies.

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I guess that comes with being a lemon-lime carbonated drink connoisseur slash snob.

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Oh *gag
Fresca is a citrus abomination.

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I am quite appalled to have to drink Fresca instead of normal people drinks.

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Enjoying that wonderful BYU wifi and frozen conference screen.

[Greg Larson @Wyrzenn]

I'm fairly certain that if I was unable to have children, I would be inconsolable and just utterly devastated.