Justin

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@IfindRetards My guy didn’t realize the level of chess being played… 😂

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@qpe

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@alphafox What’s the equivalent of “You can’t park there.” for boaters?

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@Bulvarpress Dude’s a bitch and doesn’t deserve that bird.

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@mcgregorufc22 Me seeing this post and realizing Connor could have won every fight he’s ever had with the first strike he threw if it had only made clean contact with his opponent’s face… I’m shook.

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@RivalDarkSide Coming soon to @RobinhoodApp prediction markets!

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@jedigoodman Either Connor knew he was hurt, so he threw those two kicks immediately to give a plausible reason for the knee failure, or he didn’t think he was hurt at all. He literally spammed two of those kicks in a row, a second after it looked like the first caused some pain.

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After watching the Norway game then Connor’s fight today…

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@JbWsLtZYSr90297 That little girl all over that snake 😂

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The Carbon Era is without a doubt one of the greatest periods in our history. The pasta dishes it produced transcend time.

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@TansuYegen I’m over here struggling to figure out which damn order to tweak these 3 screws to get my cabinet doors lined up and meanwhile we’ve got whole soccer fields auto assembling and disassembling… I didn’t need this post today 😂

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I guarantee that if you put your dick out for Harambe, he would have ripped that thing off… So, think about that.

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@harrycbaung1 @pnwguerrilla 😂

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S’mores are overrated and completely mediocre. The most unsatisfying bite you can have. Biting down only to squash out the filling like a drunk brick layer and acting like getting that shit all over your hands is part of the experience…

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@Becky_Weiss_ This dude calls his mom whenever he’s got a hemorrhoid, absolutely thrilled he started his period… Finding that Mexican food brings out the woman in him, he has concluded that he’s not only a woman but Latina at that!

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@nytimes @nytopinion If people want to volunteer “just 10 cents a day”, then more power to them.

We send more foreign aid than anyone and half of them (at least) hate us, hell half the idiots in the US hate the country.

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iPhone’s got me fucked up trying to drag an app into a folder at the end of a row.

Got me feeling like this…

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@NancyMace Piss conservatives off, make weirdos feel special, and if they do sexually assault any girls, then they can pardon them pissing conservatives off even more. That’s a win-win-win baby!… Except for the actual girls and vast majority of the public… Other than that it’s all upside.

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Democrats are hell bent on destroying our country and Republicans are too big of pussies to do anything about it.

Honestly, at least Democrats are showing some chutzpah. Republicans are the biggest waste of space, utterly incapable politicians.