I witnessed a man at Home Depot go down a dark path.
This choice will lead to a broken home, a promiscuous wife, gay children, and unfinished projects while drinking seltzers.
If you don’t take your tools seriously you don’t take your life seriously.
Sometimes you have to forget about the fancy labels and go full 2015 Jordan Spieth. And much like jordan Spieth I probably won’t hit a single fairway all day.
CATO will classify him as “right wing” because he’s a religiously-inspired jihadist and “American” because he’s naturalized. That’s how their vaunted terrorist database works.
But then they’ll also be classifying him as a net-paying immigrant because he won’t be taking social security. I’m serious. I am not exaggerating.
Notre Dame says they will claim a share of the 2026 National Championship pending a Miami win tonight.
It would be their 12th title in program history and first since 1988.
The transfer portal closes on the 16th and the National Title game is on the 19th so how does that work if all of Miami's players want to transfer to Nebraska