Enrico Matassa

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@JohnTheMon2 @cynical_disney “Ok you like Tower of Terror. But how about this…..we retheme it to the 1980s!!!”

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@DiscussingFilm *He-man not doing well at the box office*

“Hey what even more obscure and dated 80s franchise can we dig up?”

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@jardelito It’s poo

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@LexLuthor_DCU

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@Variety This is like if Richard Simons had left the fitness world and then said it was because he’d never be seen as a masculine role model

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@MasterTainment Nah that’s not it.

If you’re younger than 40, you don’t give a shit about He-Man. That’s why it failed

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@Adityaverce Conan randomly being in there is hilarious 😆

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@ThomBrady5 If you give a concession speech, that should mean you’ve legally forfeited the race.

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@soigomaa

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@FischerKing64 - Multi-day drunken rager (Jackson)
- Boxing matches (Teddy Roosevelt)
- Willie Nelson smoke session (Carter)
- Oval Office sexcapades (Clinton, JFK (rumored))
- Staff trashing the place (Clinton, for W Bush)
- Toilet Interviews (LBJ)
- Cocaine (Biden (alleged))

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@DisneyScoopGuy

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@farmingandJesus Cool. Next time a Mormon missionary shows up at my door, I’ll know how to respond:

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@akhivae Correction that this kids name is not Dingle. It’s the name of a town in Ireland 😂

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K She claimed the Cat in the Hat was too inappropriate, but was cool with Jim Carreys Grinch; the one that shows a key party……….

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@AidanThaGod

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@LeadingReport

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@books_andy “Are you trying to raise a soft little pussy?”

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@oluwaseun7g V1 only works a small handful of people (like 1-2%), period. The remainder die a painful death

V2 seems to have a coin flip (50% or better) success rate on adults, with a nearly 100% success rate on infants

So V2 is better for Vought

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@Iamemperor00 Is your cousin Micheal Scott?

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@ChuckFBass The guys in Hammond, Indiana who are about to make 75% of their untaxed income charging parking during Bears games