ThePaulGuy

I dress funny, I like to dance, crazy liberal, atheist. Foul mouth.
Weird hats. Weird cats.
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Or ever.
Team Captain Nemo.

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@jasonllevin Now add sleep paralysis. Terrifying.

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@LisaMarieBowman Legend has it that Paul sent Cubby this song, Cubby thought it was great, but wanted someone else to perform it. 🙄

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@LisaMarieBowman Great boat chase!

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@AesPolitics1 Not another caravan…

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@William12448620 @pappybest Nope

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@mexicanfrommars @Lavy02 He was doing unspeakable things behind the cafeteria dumpster.

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@aintscarylarry It’s exactly the kind of an insult a 9 year old would come up with.

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@evilsteveve @Carmengzv0 Put it on a radiator to practice.

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@gotchainmysite Does she think ‘never trumpers’ are voting for Trump enablers? It’s kinda in the name.

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@ToriatheistTori Guess this person has never seen hockey.

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Weren’t you making money with T&A acting in the 70’s?

Sir, that was Jaclyn Smith.

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@AJazzmom98 He thinks he’s back on a reality show.

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I knew it!

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@GrandpaHarris65 We were so crowded, we were only allowed TWO books each in the car. For several thousand miles every summer.

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@Psyched55 I hated publicly failing this test every year in grade school.

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@davematt88 HOW MANY WERE GOING TO ST. IVES!?!

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@NotHoodlum

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@ScottMcCreaWest FRWL is simultaneously one of the best Bond films, and perhaps the least like the rest of the series.

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@Brewjew308 This you?

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@centerepublican