Nu

[Ka’shuge @stassibigbossy]

i couldn’t find my credit cards after leaving his crib. i found them when i got home— turns out i never even had them at his crib but the fact that for a good 60 seconds i THOUGHT he robbed me just turned me off. like he clearly had thieving energy

[casiqua @c_ajuhlia]

i need to go to paper towel rehab

[ya momma hoe ‼️ @RickRossPizza]

THEY CAN NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU 💖💖💖

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[✨Glow ✨ @armandatoungui]

Gaining weight stops being cute once I see it in my face , wrap it tf up real quick ! 😭😭

[Josh @joshmanders]

This is what I want to see AI used for, not to create yet another social media auto replier for marketing.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

No one:

Me watching carpet cleaning videos at 2am:

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

You hand me a blanket first thing I do is smell it 😂won’t have me wrapped up in ass

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

You piss me off in da car just kno the next song bout you

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

I don’t think Kamala slept her way to the top but even if she did you have to admit it’s very impressive to sleep your way all the way to the top of the United States’ government lol

[Christopher London @TheChrisLondon]

I think we need mandatory schools for adults because some of you are very stupid.

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

I always speak supreme confidence into kids because i know how much that kind of thing accumulates in your psyche.

There's only a short window to do this, and it makes me sick to my stomach when i hear parents insult their children or speak negatively on their identity

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I love planning stuff with my friends it gives me stuff to look forward to I love and treasure the memories we are making ❤️

[. @TshaChante]

I don’t, next question

[momo ✨ @SheabuttrPapi]

97-‘03 are not the same as ‘04-‘13 😭