padfoot

nerd. artist. sit down comedian.

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

I’m not sure why anyone tries hitting on me anymore. #howtotalktoguys

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Table for one, doughnuts for twelve.

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

Child playing charades: on the floor wiggling.
My mom: a swimmer?
Me: no, we passed that stage about 9 years ago.

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

#HowToTalkToGuys number 11. Also hi guys I’m back on Twitter.

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

@dmfreshhh It doesn’t get better when you move. You still have to drive that far to meet friends. #LifeNeverGetsBetter 😅

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

Let’s get married and have kids so instead of going out and spending hours talking and drinking we can spend hours waiting for a toddler to eat a chicken tender.

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

Can I still be an adult if I have a hulk poster hanging in my room?

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

Can’t relate. https://t.co/XirbWKBkqp

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

I can't believe I was in Nashville at the same time as @edsheeran and our paths didn't cross. Destiny, where you at?

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

There should be a haunted house just based around pooping at work.

[KB @kbnoswag]

Someone who dropped out of your high school & had 2 kids before age 20 is on Facebook rn typing a 300 word political rant w/ no punctuation

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

@KimboCowley Hate you

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

Reached the age where my body is mostly probiotics and pee.

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

The person in front of me is eating pizza in the car, and I've never wanted to be someone more.
#NotAStalker

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

I just sneezed with a mouthful of quinoa.

This is my life.

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

Even if I agree with you, I have to point out the flaws in your argument. #debatekidproblems

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

I was okay with my body until I started living with Mr. 8 pack over here.

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

My husband @ThithinWilliams and I need @Psych_USA back in action please. It's a necessity to our wellbeing and continuation of our marriage.

[padfoot @x_sPamelaa]

And then at some point within the next 25 days, I do. And all is right with the world again.