bettercallsantos

MESSI
UNITED
BURNA
NOSIGNOFWEAKNESS

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

Check out this my burna playlist 🦍

https://t.co/KNQDP3HZ0G

[benny. @1BENNY7G]

DON’T GIVE UP,
LIFE CAN GO FROM
ZERO TO 100
REAL QUICK.

HAPPY MONDAY! 💚

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

Drake fans are slow any little thing is rocket science

[BOSS DADDY @maduchi19]

“TAYLOR-MADE” freestyle

I understand it now Drake

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

@monacobaeby Okay

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

@monacobaeby Then you would shatta wasn't over exaggerating

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

@1BENNY7G “My name is pa Benson Idonije and burna happens to be my grandson”

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

Why do you want to eat spaghetti are you from Italy

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

went to winner’s chapel today, something compelled me to, attended first service.

i didn’t want to attract attention to myself so i decided to go with my 13 pro max instead of my 17 pro max, just to lay low.

when i tried to enter the building, there was a spiritual barrier blocking me, i was confused. this has never happened. “am i unclean?” i asked myself.

then the pastor yelled “Job 11:14. If iniquity is in your hand, put it far away, and let not injustice dwell in your tents”. i looked at my hands immediately and i understood, God doesn’t accept filth in his house, i was holding a 13 pro max.

i got rid of the phone at once, drove home to get my 17 pro max and i was welcomed into the church with a joyous atmosphere.

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

Oh chim

[chim @tweetwithchim]

this song might fuck around and hit 100m streams this world cup year😂😂😂

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

• Reporter: "Will this be your last World Cup?

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Romelu Lukaku: "No."

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

🤿 🌊

Sempre um prazer, Jamor.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Maybe the best fake tweet I’ve seen

[BUSTER NUT @aguycalledjared]

Too many songs about fucking not enough about jerking off.

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

Once in a year try to dey

[Shakira @shakira]

Can’t wait to see you all on my tour in the U.S.!! This summer is shaping up to be very exciting!!! See you soon in Los Angeles!!! 😍

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

@Obacruze @thisisdmt01 Check your DM abeg boss 🙌🏾

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

@Obacruze

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

🙌🏾🔥

[bettercallsantos @Xaint99]

🙌🏾🔥

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

Make the toto sha reach me

[silly s @sourbrains]

why are we addicted to this app