Alexander Oliver

Atheist since conception, Anti-theist since consciousness, glorious since tomorrow

[Alexander Oliver @Xander_Oliver]

@Neduszn8 Yossi Benayoun

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The inaccuracy of the marketing

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#LiverpoolFC are such petty dicks. He just got a new job guys with better weather. It happens. #trent

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@RichardGage_911 Because it was a different building built by different developers

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@dnbtrader85 @mamma_tanya @dantheboxingman 8? 😂😂 Punches on gloves maybe, the last 3 didn’t land at all and I wanted Wardley to win but not like that. Howard Foster standard refereeing.

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@HMRCcustomers Where exactly on the app, online or any email you have sent can I find my UTR Number? Cheers

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@ProfRobStew I don’t believe in evolution, it is as is, you are a believer and incorrect

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@ProfRobStew @ProfRobStew Dude, scientist, social media influencer, your getting owned, your outdated, ill equipped, alone and lost in your argument. Spare your 11k followers brother and gracefully concede.

[Alexander Oliver @Xander_Oliver]

@ProfRobStew I’d be happy to but to be honest, you’re clearly quite basic when grasping evolution. FYI, notice I’m not asking for any evidence that could prove the existence of your god.

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@edslater @JonnyWilkinson Dude, I think my heart just got stronger and broke at the same time. I absolutely do not want to come across as patronising, but I feel proud of you.

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@softcorgamegirl Are you wearing a necklace? 😂

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@lyssasphere The desire to become a police officer should stop you from ever becoming one. But yes, they should be above the public’s intellectual wave length.

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@lyssasphere Have you ever missed someone when you’re sitting right next to them?

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@lyssasphere But also props up the worlds economy

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@lyssasphere No! A billion is like totally massive

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@lyssasphere 😂 outstanding

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@lyssasphere Agreed, and Jackson Pollock can go fuck himself

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@onewhoisfun @lyssasphere My wife kept shouting about who’s turn it was to fill the washing machine, I just threw the towel in

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@lyssasphere Destroy those slippers immediately, outrageously unexceptable.

[Alexander Oliver @Xander_Oliver]

@lyssasphere Transferable skills and an precedented attention to detail