Xander Wilde

[Xander Wilde @Xander_Wilde]

@NestleUKI Thought I should mention this piece of plastic inside an after eight mini egg. It was at the actual centre of the chocolate, have kept the packaging if you need me to answer any specifics

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@nationalrailenq Thank you 🙏

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@nationalrailenq London King's Cross

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@nationalrailenq Hi. What's the recommendation for people trying to get to York? I was meant to be on the 1900 LNER train

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Older man @ the ticket office was surprised @ the price & double checked it was 1st class. The man explained there was no 1st class. He genuinely & sincerely muttered "oh Christ" as if he'd been told the train ran on blood, or at the very least that it had a layover in Luton

[Xander Wilde @Xander_Wilde]

Just saw @PaulChuckle2! Recognised the back of his head (which is more than a bit sad 😂) but did see his face to confirm. Unfortunately it was at basically the only place you're not allowed to slow someone for a selfie 😭 be reyt, plenty of good memories

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@TheArtNewspaper @theuniversalben This is nothing short of monstrous. The evidence provided might prove that attendance wouldn't be hit, but I can tell you that attendance of people without much cash would plummet. Good intentions but would inadvertently just tell working people that 'culture' isn't for them

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@RightHegelian Discounting the Scottish Enlightenment is an absolutely unhinged take

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@burgonsoc A while ago I emailed with a question using your website and never got a reply. Would you be able answer on twitter direct messages?

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A year and a half on and @GC_Rail still excels at failure. Twice in a row I grabbed a seat with no booking only to be moved by people who had that seat on their ticket. Nothing on the floor indicating they'd fallen (would still be a design flaw) and doubt it's the crew's fault

[Xander Wilde @Xander_Wilde]

The most painful part of my weekly commute to London is the gruelling chore of @GC_Rail WiFi. You spend over 10 mins connecting for service which never really works. Have broken this week and used my hotspot to get work done. Perhaps forgivable if carriages weren't so cramped

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Is Humza Yousaf a good leader? I reckon so. Does he have any respect for civil liberties? Does he buggery. #SNPLeadershipElection

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Remember those girls in school who would scream every time the teacher turned the lights out? Well apparently they grew up and now scream when the bus goes over a bump

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With a 65 on my #dissertation that's a 65 on my diss overall. The very definition of a straight down the middle of the road Merit for my #Masters

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Yeah this... Isn't based in medical reality...

[Emma Harriet Nicholson @Baroness_Nichol]

Dear Councillor,
I live in Westminster but regularly visit Chiswick.This crossing will inevitably cause migraines and trigger epilepsy - might we meet to discuss the protection of those recovering from head injuries or neurological conditions such as those I have mentioned? BNoW

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Inside every student there are two wolves. The first knows that to mark a 16000 word diss properly takes time. The other just wants to know when my grade will return from the war 😭😂

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So after confirming that same sex couples get 'blessings' instead of full weddings, the @JustinWelby has confirmed he won't be using them. The @churchofengland needs to die so something better can come along. It has lost its chance for survival

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@StonecutterDan @TheWiggles I mean as long as the lyrics are tame, what's the problem? There's a good history of adult singers doing a kids song or two for younger relatives e.g. My Chemical Romance went on a kids show and it was a perfectly whimsical song, no mentions of blood or anguish

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@erikphoel *weeps in MHRA*

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@stucrow I'm getting fed up of STEM grads with, I mean this sincerely, NO critical thinking skills. Maths is fundamental, but the amount of STEM grads I've met who can't actually process an argument and form a conclusion for themselves is scary. Prioritise humanities and the problem stops

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I could talk a lot about how much I enjoyed #MatildaTheMusical But I'm not sure I can put into words how interested, then impressed, then genuinely disturbed and finally comforted I was by Quiet. @timminchin casually explains the autistic experience & thought I wouldn't notice