Xander Wrld

A hero in tragedy of his own making

[Bytes @BytesVevo]

I gotta suck some boobs or kill myself or get a new job or something

[🗿WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS 🇪🇸 🏆 @jhonte_]

"we regret to inform you "

you will regret informing me

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

The only thing a fat girl can do for me ni kunipoint to her petite friends

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A 26-year-old man was arrested after dressing as the Grim Reaper and climbing onto a hospital roof to stare at patients and staff.

[Siala @rubenno9]

When she was playing hard to get but now she’s texting first

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My mornings are exactly like this... minus the yacht...

[local gongeous volcel thotty @feltconnoisseur]

the worst part of quitting smoking is when people notice you’ve started smoking again

[Joe King💫 🇺🇸 @str8outtawuhan]

Rough night..😙😎

[Xander Wrld @Xander_Wrld]

Iko wapi ile tweet ya "if the same butterfly would want a tattoo of fat women"

[Sparta @__Mamosh1]

Na tattoo za butterfly mume chora wengi bana madem mutafute wadudu wengine

[Xander Wrld @Xander_Wrld]

Women with accountability.Afghan men will live to prove us right

[natasha:) @whoisnashiii]

There's a paper that was done on this (trauma within the Kenyan police force) and it stated that it was because they had to get into a hyper masculine space and to compensate for their womanhood they over-adopt toxic masculinity so as to be respected by their peers.

[░ perfectloop ░ @PERFECTL00P]

𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚒 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚗 🦖🔥☄️🛜

[Tax Verstappen @mostlyboxbox]

Why are threesomes only for sex, why can't I join some random couples in arguments

[xilo @Xilo_K]

Observe how you are sitting in the row behind him

[Ezennaya🧊 @Chrisslimz]

Women are so delusional that even a single mother thinks she can get any man of her choice.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[, @Zvbear]

The Spartans would’ve threw him off a cliff

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Hey, the autopsy results came back. Bado nimekukufia

[JAY_JAY @Jay_4_Prince]

"hard times don't last"

Hard times: