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[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans @TheOvalPawffice]

🐾 My dad knows I enjoy sitting by the fireplace, I sometimes even nap there during longer meetings. Because he loves me so furry much, he purrsonally makes sure that there are always enough logs on the fire. This is why I think my dad @POTUS is the most pawsome dog dad! - Champ

[Xar @Xarion_]

Ah lawd here he comes, @tedcruz trying to be funny again.....what a child, I swear!

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

They’re all dead. So I think we’re good. And Walt Disney was a Republican.

Even though you behave online like a Marxist with Tourette’s (screaming “F U! F U!” is really, really clever), your movies are typically pretty funny.

I’m sure you hate that I enjoy them.

[Xar @Xarion_]

So it seems, the soap is on the other side of the elevator.

[Xar @Xarion_]

Omg you're dumb, this benefits world, not just paris bud....get a grip there buddy!

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Who do you stand with? Paris or Pittsburgh?

If you support blue-collar union workers, if you stand for jobs, get your free bumper sticker here: https://t.co/WS98mc41SZ

[WDW Bus Driver 🏰 ⚪️ 🌳 🎥 🚌 @wdwbusdriver]

BREAKING: President Biden signs executive order to reopen the PeopleMover

[Xar @Xarion_]

Things overheard in Castle Plaza at Magic Kingdom!

[Xar @Xarion_]

I'm one Disney trip away from a divorce

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Anime Les Mis. http://t.co/8SFW6WLJ3E

[Xar @Xarion_]

Drive careful, I'm lid-less in the dark.

[Xar @Xarion_]

Yeah, can I get an order of mozzarella raw, please?!

[Xar @Xarion_]

I have nothing but love for the 3am hour, this isn't about you sweety, this is a different matter entirely.

[Xar @Xarion_]

Ain't nobody got time for 3!

[georgie @georgsoup]

the fact that aries is literally called “air-ees” but it’s a fire sign makes me want to commit arson

[Xar @Xarion_]

Nah, I'd rather my fish not be al dente!

[Xar @Xarion_]

Yeah Mitch, the decriminalization of cannabis on a Federal level has no impact in on Covid relief...because clearing people from our prison system, that have no reason to be in it, and saving them from a higher infection rate than most of the populace, has nothin to do with Covid

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

I haven't seen this many red snowflakes since Melania decorated the White House for Christmas

[Xar @Xarion_]

Da Vinky?!?! @smosh

[Xar @Xarion_]

So I saw this on Facebook first and it had the time cut off of it, I gave the man the benefit of the doubt and thought it came from the past few days when things were less clear. But nope, it was earlier today....ugh...get a grip Donnie!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Xar @Xarion_]

Hey hey everyone!!! Come joins us for an evening of D&D!! We are streaming the session over at https://t.co/6Zi5TDpbUn! Our chocobos just died to some banshees so let's see how we get out of this pickle!!