Brandon Wilson

“You got your sheep, and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon.” - Ryan Howard

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Lmao

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

@AmericanAir You lost our bag and delayed almost every flight to took this week. Can you roll back time?

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

Hey friends, if you’re looking for lost bags and 4 delays over a series of trips, book your flight with @AmericanAir.

Thank you for ruining my trip.

[Autumn @autumn_krystle]

I knew @SpiritAirlines was terrible, but now I’m confident it’s the worst.

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

.@SpiritAirlines is so confounded by my issue the agent went silent on me. What an absolute joke.

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

@SpiritAirlines is delaying our flight because a flight attendant is late to her gate. What a fucking joke.

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

@ArrowheadGS nerfed the eruptor again and honestly I’m so disgusted. Spent a whole month of learning and adjusting my playstyle to use the shrapnel and in two patches they honestly made me feel like I’ve wasted time and effort throughout April playing.

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

I started aggressively arguing with someone on an official Pokemon post and I knew it was time for bed.

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

@bennyjohnson Imagine thinking this is a pressing issue

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has issued the following statement on the latest Trump indictments:

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

@autumn_krystle “I SAID ITS A WHALE” 🐣

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

In celebration of Easter on Sunday I will be betraying one of you.

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

I just walked out of the room/office , kicked open the door singing “Puff the magic dragonnnnnn lived by the seaaaaaaaa” in a loud onnoixiously high voice not realizing Autumn was right in the otherside in a video chat with support from work.

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

So @autumn_krystle didn’t know City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2 so naturally I have it playing at full volume in the kitchen now.

[Out Of Context Manga @mangaa]

Manga: Chainsaw Man

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

Woke up and got myself together to help a client Brisbane and he stood me up. KMS

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

It’s getting Christmassy up in this Christmussy.

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

That said, I told Autumn to measure the rice for breakfast with her finger, but use her lesbian finger for a more accurate read. #CoworkerChronicles

[Brandon Wilson @xBenwa]

I’m just going to start tweeting the stupid shit I come with, not like I can get banned unless I pretend to be Emerald man