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[I M A N I @prettygirll4L]

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[‎geo @geodicey]

ignored the check engine light on my car for weeks and it went away on its own i won

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

nobody gets to leave alive after that

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The last five years, explained

[B @XBethfraser]

@HM216_ @efraser03

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“wtf was i about to google?”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me opening twitter in the morning like a newspaper

[luce 🍒 @melanizzzle]

It’s just premier inn all down the feed and all I can think about is this tiktok

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

eating without a youtube video

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

If I spend the rest of my life writing comedy I may never write something as funny as shouting “Get tae fuck, ya junkie” at an Orca:

[jude @judeblay]

Shoes on my bed? I would have fought the criminal and the fed

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Matthew Perry gave the world one of the best comedic performances and comfort characters in television, he was not a character but I hope he knows he made an impact on a lot of people, RIP