Bill Patterson

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[Bill Patterson @xBillPatterson]

Trying to be green with the dogs failed tonight in a weird way when Jack brought up goose poop in his mouth and ate it on the couch....

[Bill Patterson @xBillPatterson]

OMG, I didn't support Black Friday by shopping!!! Now the economy will collapse....

[Bill Patterson @xBillPatterson]

I didn't realize all the absolutely geeky accessories that are sold at the apple store. Wanted to buy fuelband, radar detector, multiple...