The Peckish Gourmand 🎩

[zack @doof_tram]

girl joe

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@chezlution They are always just dropping people right into the midst of education! Did you get a template or anything?

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“Caledonian country wear’s a good shout” -American guy talking to another guy wearing a tuxedo

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Why tf is this magician dressed like a bisexual???

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I wish the plural of microcosm was microcosmata

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Mine is where the seared meats with propane

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Family guy cutaway

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

*guy that just got fired from the fire department goes to slide down the pole to leave*

fire chief: you take the stairs now

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Some people don’t know about this type of thing and it’s such a shame

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Never kill yourself!!

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This is because he doesn’t like post credit scenes

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Al Pacino confirms "there's nothing there" after we die— "You're gone" https://t.co/ADnMnBCDmS

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Gru is kinda like Silas Marner but Eastern European

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🤤…epic…🤤

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@hambyrgerr Me when I’m reporting for duty

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Too many people are calling theaters amphi- these days. If you call a semi-circle seating arrangement an amphitheater, just know I’m judging you.

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It’s smørrebrød Saturday guys

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I’m talking cashews, walnuts, pistachios NOT anything gross you might think of

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Oh yeah I’m nutmaxxing on the back of the bus

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I’m kinda like this

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Accidentally did this time my egg:

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✅✅✅Confirmed
This fit will NOT get you picked for a criminal trial jury

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Are you picking me for your criminal trial jury??