𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄

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'' 𝑯𝒀𝑷𝑶𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑺𝒀, 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐓... ''

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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

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⸻ 𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐂. 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 ⸻
𝘚𝘦𝘮𝘪-𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘮̸̸𝘰̸̸𝘮̸̸ 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘭

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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

⇦ hates Valentine's Day with
every fiber of her being��

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

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Original art by: katoyngo
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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

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If the outlaw had a 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥��𝐫 for
every time she's been asked
to 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽 on someone... ♡♡♡

⸻ #𝑺𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚 ⸻
⠀ https://t

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

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'' Oh yeah ?

Who's your dealer, then ?

I might wanna try some— ''

( it's just too funny. )
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[𝓨𝓪𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓸 (Hiatus) @kitsunesanctum]

“ Of course. It’s great. “

She rolled her eyes. Yae had never met such a doubtfulbperson.

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

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Original art by: markedone3d
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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

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Well, this time she didn't
even 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 to the gym !

Once again though, Ashe
doesn't appear to 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝... ♡
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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

⇦ realized her sight was no
longer what it used to after
breaking her right pinky toe
on some furniture while in
relative darkness ( ????? )

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

⇦ wouldn't complain about
that, regardless of whether
or it would actually work—

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

⇦ may or may not have done
exactly that in past, more
or less; will never commit
like that again ( probably )

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

⇦ might've agreed, if she didn't
feel almost like puking at the
prospect of marrying again—

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

@youwillfloatt ⠀
Nowhere near long enough
for her to get over it, clearly—
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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

⇦ may or may not have been
married at one point ( ??? )

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

@youwillfloatt ⠀
Yeah.

She knows.
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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

|| There are still more to be added and the descriptions are not as good as they were when I first wrote them, but this is the best my lazy ass can do for now 🥴🥴

[𝐌����𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

|| 🥴🔫

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

@youwillfloatt ⠀
Love only serves the purpose
of showing how awful people
can be with commitment—
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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

@youwillfloatt ⠀
Love...

Ugh—
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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

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'' Oh I bet you must be feeling
hella mystcal and shit, huh ? ''

( Good, Ashe will continue. )
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[𝓨𝓪𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓸 (Hiatus) @kitsunesanctum]

“ i don’t do anything of the sort!

I am a fox spirit! Accept it! “

( this was beginning to annoy the fox. )

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

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'' Okay, so not crack or meth...

Maybe mushrooms ? ''

( At this point, Ashe may or may
not be taking the piss out of yae. )
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[𝓨𝓪𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓸 (Hiatus) @kitsunesanctum]

" heavens no! I refuse to use such things.

I'm offended you would even suggest such a thing. Just accept that I am supernatural. "

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

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What did the 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 expect
after showing up at her door
completely 𝘂𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱 ?

After all, Ashe has the right to
wear 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 she feels like
while within the confines of
her own 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲, doesn't she ?
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[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄 @xCALAMIT0US]

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'' Or maybe it's just drugs...

Are you on crack ? Meth ? ''

( Indeed, though Ashe will
not admit to it so easily. )
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[𝓨𝓪𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓸 (Hiatus) @kitsunesanctum]

" no no. Definitely not. There is an explanation for them. I just can't remember at the moment. "

( it wouldn't exactly be impossible for someone to have such powers )