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[⛧ @xCherishing]

I really stopped gossiping and I stay away from gossip and my life feels so much lighter.

[⛧ @xCherishing]

I am simultaneously my family's black sheep and the gold star, that's exactly why l am the way I am.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

Me tryna avoid eye contact with the dude tryna holla at me

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Just witnessed a kid who’s probably 10 years old walk into a Subway. He said he was having trouble figuring out how much a sandwich costs, and that he only had $5 (in change 🥹)
The woman ahead of him in line stopped her transaction without hesitating and added the kids sandwich to her transaction...

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

Delete one thing from earth forever that you think would make it better.?????

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Having a mom who respects your busy schedule so much that she always asks permission before calling is absolute parent goals

[Luccas @Shery_cricket]

Every husband after an argument... 😂
Day 1: "She must be calm by now." 🤔
Day 2: Carefully approaches...
checks the situation...
Day 3: One innocent question:
"Are you still angry?" Baby 😁
BOOM!
At that moment, he realizes...
Checking if your wife is still angry is like checking a petrol can with a lighter.
You only wanted to know...
but somehow, everything catches fire. 😂

[👻 @lyleswontmiss]

They will act like you’re crazy for having a gut feeling, only for your gut feeling to be 100% accurate 3 weeks later.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Imagine being so fragile that you punish your wife for two decades just because she took care of the children you helped create.

[mis𐙚. @girlma_]

I ordered tacos through an app and somehow my pocket managed to type "CEO" into the delivery instructions before I checked out.

I didn't notice until it was too late.

When the order arrived, the driver looked me dead in the eye and said, "Your board meeting is ready."

Every taco was individually wrapped with tiny sticky notes labeled:

Quarterly Report.

Budget Review.

Emergency Meeting.

Even the napkins had "Confidential" written on them.

I've never been roasted so professionally by a restaurant.

Someone there clearly had too much free time—and I respect the commitment.

[⛧ @xCherishing]

the lover girl in me just wants to come home to a loving and peaceful partner. calms my nervous system type of love >

[⛧ @xCherishing]

i love it when you're inside your house chilling and enjoying in comfort and it suddenly starts raining heavily like yesss now i'm a little squirrel inside a tree hollow house.

[⛧ @xCherishing]

Being evil and spiteful will always come back on you and it won’t be pretty!

[⛧ @xCherishing]

to anything I lose on my way back to myself, I bid the warmest farewell.

[⛧ @xCherishing]

strangers to friends to lovers + slow burn is peak romance.

[⛧ @xCherishing]

I deserve forehead kisses and arms that feel like home.

[⛧ @xCherishing]

Could really go for a crispy, October night and an oversized hoodie right about now.

[⛧ @xCherishing]

I wish IG would disclose who tf shares your photos because that’s weird.. 😂

[⛧ @xCherishing]

all due respect but if you can’t match my freak, my intellect, my heart, my humour, you got no business over here.

[⛧ @xCherishing]

what are some good reasons for a man to yell at a woman?