Dennisひ

maje ponte pilas

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

All I want to do is carry the groceries inside for my wife and smack her ass 😮‍💨..

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

Being done with a crazy girl be sounding like the end of a game of black ops zombies

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

Sometimes i just wanna say "me and my girl got plans " to shit i dont wanna go too😂

[jd @inCK_jd]

The new ported Bo2 will be fun they said.

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

Breaking up with someone is like going from full time to per diem😂

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

Make stupid decisions in private so only you can clown yourself about them

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

If only i can get a glimpse of the future so i wouldn't worry as much as i already do

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

I just want to be able to say that my girl without looking dumb yk?

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

Regents week was lowkey the best time for links

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

Imagine if the clubs had memberships like the gym ya would not miss a day

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

At my age my parents were on their 3 kid and i cant even find a talking stage 😭

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

No sneaky link and no booty call Life fucking sucks😂

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

Need my heart broken to get better workouts

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

If a Colombian hit me with "uy pero quien frio pollo" im folding fack😩😩

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

Iran do what you gotta do i already lost the loml ..

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

Soft launching a person is crazy either be proud or be embarrassed

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

All men do is airball till they find the right one😂

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

I really walk around knowing some of yall are freakss😂

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

That rauw concert was crazy seen a guy kissing two girls in the same row of seats right next to each other😂

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

Im convinced all these dating apps have skill based matchmaking

[Dennisひ @xDennisli]

My bed like the pokemon center i lay down and a sec later I'm refreshed