Kris Davis

Citrix Architect - previous CTA, family man, musician, pun enthusiast, meme collector, movie fan, and technology purveyor!

[Samus @66Samus]

I had a nice few days off from live streaming this week, but oh boy, I missed you guys. Tomorrow is my special “streamiversary” on Twitch. Who’s gonna party!?
Here’s a clip from the solo section of Through The Fire and Cavs 🤘

#drums #musician #metal #doublebass #drummer

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

@JenMsft He just wants to GET some REST but is just too busy.

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

@JenMsft He is the webmaster. He is the webcrawler. He is one with the web.

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

@JenMsft When they can hear the eye roll in the call. Lol

[Guy Leech @guyrleech]

Windows Terminal & Windows 11 - a match made in heaven or hell ? 😐
conhost.exe FTW

[Thomas Koetzing @Koetzing]

𝗔𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, new Citrix NetScaler ADC/Gateway Security Bulletin for CVE 2026_3055 with score 𝟵.𝟯 and CVE_2026_4368 with score 𝟳.𝟳 Time for a firmware upgrade!
https://t.co/HMlOq72Idm

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Bro didn’t even flinch 😂�

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

@66Samus As long as the fart doesn’t evolve into a shart, you are safe from the start. Shat, crackle, toot .. butt krispies!

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

Come and hang out with us! You'll get to explore Goliath and see how it can assist you and your environment!

[Goliath Technologies @GoliathSolution]

Automate Your Citrix Health Checks!

Don’t miss this live demo with Kris Davis, former Citrix CTA, where he'll walk through how quickly you can automate your Citrix Health Check process!

Register now: https://t.co/ebH07ZI3NV

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

@66Samus A dapper beard it is!

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

@drumeo This would be such an amazing Christmas gift!

[Samus @66Samus]

Here’s the final product of writing a metal song in 1 hour :) THE HYPE TRAIN 🚂 and yes, you can stream it on Spotify etc 🤘 ohhh yurrrr! #drums #guitar #metal #drummer

[Samus @66Samus]

Not the news I expected to wake up to today 😢😢😭 fuck

[Thomas Koetzing @Koetzing]

CVE-2025-6759 impacts the 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗔𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁 for CVAD, DaaS, enabling a user with minimal privileges to escalate their 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗠 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹. P𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 your VDA to mitigate vulnerability. https://t.co/Chf5NxOarr

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

Get to patchin!
https://t.co/ogHUnyCqdb

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

@66Samus You ensnared us by leading us to slaughter like lambs of god. It Adler'd our brains. Rimshot!

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

https://t.co/LmsxLXJeDR

Go patch!

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

@Ford_Nick Onion rings.

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

@Ford_Nick Taters O'Brien

[Kris Davis @XenApplePie]

Come check it out!

[Goliath Technologies @GoliathSolution]

Join former Citrix CTA, Kris Davis for an exclusive live demo of a new Automated Citrix Health Check Module - the first solution of its kind that automates the Citrix health check process, delivering results in hours, not weeks.

· No Expensive & Time-Consuming Consulting
· Intelligent Reporting & Alerting on Misconfigurations
· Automated & Guided Remediation Options
· Ongoing Checks – Not Just a Point in Time

Reserve your seat: https://t.co/ggtInPQVG0

#Citrix #CitrixReady #CitrixOptimization #CitrixHealthChecks #HealthIT #OmnissaHorizon #EUC #ITObservability @WorldofEuc @CitrixReady