lbtwn

love is my religion

[lbtwn @XeneiaLive]

one minute i like you, the next i dont

[lbtwn @XeneiaLive]

Wow

[lbtwn @XeneiaLive]

This man just tek me down and gone bout him business

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[lbtwn @XeneiaLive]

And can believe I poured myself a drink??? Pon d empty belly, yes. Crazy 🤣😂🤣

[lbtwn @XeneiaLive]

All me eat from morning a one banana and drink some water throughout the course of the day

[lbtwn @XeneiaLive]

A long time mi nuh wuk suuuuhhhh

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

*"She has a new born baby

Others: Congratulations!

Me: (Calculating), Dec.. Nov.. Oct... Oh so she did it in March

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? You looked everywhere????

[Tropical N-Word @TropicalN_Word]

Judge to taximan "have you changed the blue lights from your car?"

Taximan "Yes your honor, I took off the blue an mi put awn pink, an a suh mi end up yah. dem a tek set pon mi"

Judge "You must be mad, white lights only $10,000 or 10 days. Next!"

[Jay @itz_janair]

CARIBBEAN KIDS: last one reach ah battyman

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[lbtwn @XeneiaLive]

kmt

[lbtwn @XeneiaLive]

this fucking man

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

NO NOTES

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies