Xenity

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[Xenity @Xenity__]

After labing him for an hour and playing in lobbies with my friends, Sora is definitely my favorite dlc in Ultimate. Thank you Sakurai, we don’t deserve you.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[ib1.22 🎋 @FLUCTUATING0]

This matters more than any productivity.

[🍵Yo Soy Elly🍵 @snacks_fruity2]

This nigga might be aura made manifest

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

This may be the greatest physics death clip ever

[Fadel 🇩🇴🇱🇧 @ThaJawDropper]

Watching Chinese soap operas with no subtitles in the hotel

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

How the Trump administration talks

[killer8inthehood @Dagovuo02]

last one

[artemis (TEAM MYSTERY) @artemissapphic]

“Watched playthrough”

[Zer0defence 🇹🇹 @Zer0defence]

RISE MY ORGANIZATION

[lod shax @LodShax]

mp edits better watch out

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

How we gonna be talking about Sakurai in the scenario they reveal Smash 6 tomorrow