Xennaissance Dad

Various dad jokes, bad jokes. Featured by @Buzzfeed, @TODAYshow, more. Join me at @xenndad.bsky.social . To see my tweets click ⬇️

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oh i have to sign a permission slip for my kid to see some lemurs, but you can just send him home one day with a recorder?

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@cougtillidie @MUSSemeritus Oh they held all right lol

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@hehe87473974 @Kooterrific @ItsYoTitan @Benchpressers @nys_zn @CFBRep BYU's beaten two currently ranked teams, K-state and SMU

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@lancetedford99 @dowjonesparody @TylerShoemaker @OGDuckDynasty @AtlRey @CFBONFOX BYU's beaten two currently ranked teams, K state and SMU

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@LockedOnCougars

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@BYU4eva You did it!

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@RedditCFB I'm glad at some point there was a dick felt at byu, most of us missed out

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@hankgreen

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@OchoZaco It's such a major life change that you hope people who respect you would be curious about your experience, and it kind of hurts when they're not.

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@washdems @ShastiConrad When's the protest?

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@whitecatprophcy Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

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@jessiejensen

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@nihilists4jesus

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@whitecatprophcy Comparatively extreme social pressure to both stay married and report that it's happy.

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@whitecatprophcy did we.... share a bishop?

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@utahforrest I don't -------- you're ta -----bout

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@byu_undefeated I apologize because I don't know you, but shut your whore mouth

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@BrotherMike17 Hell I'll go back if they pull that off

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@ApostateAbish From the lineage of Oh My Gad

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@ApostateAbish Gubernotorius

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@kenna_ainjo @ApostateAbish Oh it's probably just bullshit meant to get these ladies to feel safe doing these things with him.