Euler

[Aner @mephistophalic]

All meds should be OTC for >130 IQ citizens.

[Yegor @yegormethod]

women be like "bare minimum flowers 3x a week" and then date a man who beats them

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Women are such beautiful creatures I wish they were sane and good people

[RapTV @Rap]

DRAKE HAS THE #1 SONG & ALBUM ON BILLBOARD FOR THE 2ND WEEK IN A ROW‼️🧊

💿 #1 Album—'ICEMAN'
🎶 #1 Song—"Janice STFU"

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I am autistic and my special interest is my ex girlfriend

[🎹 @DrSweets24]

Niggas was running around screaming “MUSTARDDDDDD” for a year I’m not rolling

[chart data @chartdata]

Drake officially becomes the male soloist with the most #1 hits in Hot 100 history (14).

He surpasses Michael Jackson.

[Samson's Jawbone @jawboneofsamson]

Women will roast awkward guys who have no experience, and then when one of these guys gets an age-gap girlfriend to match his inexperience, they crucify him for not finding someone his age

you just want this person to suffer alone forever

[Groyper @thatgroyper2]

Boomers are like "My mother lived a horrible life so that I could have a better one. Anyway, because my parents had a tough life, you should also have a bad life. Things shouldn't get better, they should get worse. But not for me, just you, because you're young. Fuck you."

[MUSIC RADAR @musicradarHQ]

Billboard positions are earned through chart performance. GRAMMYs are handed out by a committee of some random people.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if america were a serious country we'd be doing regime change in france right fucking now

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Sweden says France’s nicotine pouch ban is an “attack on the Swedish way of life”

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Eat the rich niggas eating the richest man’s sloppy seconds lmaoo

[𝐋𝐋𝟒𝟕 @LONGLIVE47]

i think this is the most annoying guy i’ve ever seen

[DSuelo @d_suelo]

Drake sabotage timeline is getting clearer:
1. UMG gets word Drake might go independent, and wants to ruin it
2. They put Kendrick’s verse on Like That without approval or Future knowing (according to interview w/Future)
3. Forces rap battle
4. Cole shoots at Kendrick first but mysteriously backs out
5. Kendrick signs a special contract with UMG then drops Euphoria right after
6. Family Matters drops with real tea
7. Kendrick’s drops NLU and UMG allows creators to push song for 30 days without copyright
8. UMG allows cover art of Drake’s house
9. NLU get botted worldwide including being added to playlists like Japanese Jazz
10. All hiphop media declares Kendrick winner at the same time
11. Kendrick gets Super Bowl by Jay-Z after only releasing diss songs which allows Kendrick to perform twice in a couple years at the Super Bowl

[🪡 @girlpov]

taps the sign

[Stef. | Creative Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Most industry-wide coordinated roll out we’ve ever seen.

No need to revise history.

[𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 🇵🇸 @Y2K_mindset]

Every morning I have to pinch myself that it’s real, Drake really did have a bar about SBF