Neil Perkins

42 / Married / Father of 3 / Audi F1 #2 Fan / Catch me in the backyard with an ice cold Coors Light

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

What’s the point of low sodium chips, if them bitches the same amount of calories #WhatTheFuck #DownWithTheSystem

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

Got white hairs in my pubes #WhatDatMean

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

I really feel like Olivia Rodrigo would fwm heavy if we hung out for like a week

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

Was gonna end it all then I realized I just need to farm gold, and buy items. I scale late game. 🚶‍♂️

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

I pray that the people that’s against me, the world call em opps, I call em retards.

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

Idgaf glokk40spaz had the best rap album in 2025 but #they wouldn’t let that happen

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

She strokin on my Benjamin till I nut n yahoo

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

Got an uncle that looks like a Mexican Jalen Brunson

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

.@Groke Uncensor all of the Epstein files, they can’t get away with this #RedWave

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

One push up into the warm up fuk the back up, still got that shit done. Now I’m just moaning every time I move doe #HealthisWealth #HealthyForDaFashion #ThisShitAintEvenWorth #chud

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

Just wiped after a shit. Give me a second.

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

Need next season of f1, im itching to pay attention again

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

Yes, I wear wired earbuds and hate period cramps duh 🙄

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

I’m really fuckin with matcha

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

I’ve never seen an albino house fly

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

@Arshpal_ I appreciate you Arshpal

With love, Neil

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i need the star wars language coors light sign

[Neil Perkins @XFLLoverr]

I really feel like anne hathaway would fwm heavy if we hung out for like a week