george

slightly retarded

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Dembele whenever he puts on a France shirt :

[parks @parkersity_9]

Nigga watching a Bonnie Blue documentary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

nigga dressed like he bout to go liberate Nigeria

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

This nigga was reminiscing 😭😭😭

[Barbz🌮 @Barbz_lb]

Élever sa fille pendant 18 ans pour qu'elle finisse comme ca est le plus gros échec pour des parents

[Sarmo ⚫️🟠 @sarm0161]

Like getting the Forest job this.

[★★★ @h4beeeb]

3 at the back again

[Jay @Jay_Aspray]

The king. Napkin on while ordering, in the zone, ready.

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

Took him 74 years to become king, Lebron did it in 18

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

REMINDER: If you’re an average punter and the authorities find evidence you’re watching BBC services without a TV licence they’ll fine you £1000 and take you to court but if they find evidence that you’re a billionaire that’s part of a paedophile ring they’ll take no action

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Messi: 91 goals in a calendar year

CR7: Over 950 goals in his career

El Shaarawy in FIFA 14:

[Paderzz @Paddz19]

Can look at every junction of a roundabout at the same time

[pete “diddy” millar @fece_lord]

My dad built an Osama Bin Laden gingerbread house

[James Bong @JamieButon]

You think colonizers were playing as midfielders

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

This is what men really want.