GALACTUS

DEVOURER OF WORLDS, WIELDER OF THE POWER COSMIC, WRITER OF TWITTER BIOS

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KEEP SCROLLING IF YOU LIKE EATING PLANETS

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@starkmantony @starkmantony SURPRISE

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO SQUIRREL GIRL

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@starkmantony @starkmantony ALSO I JUST USED THE POWER COSMIC TO MAKE IT SO SQUIRREL GIRL IS VERIFIED NOW

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@starkmantony @starkmantony HEY TONY, QUICK QUESTION, ARE YOU SQUIRREL GIRL

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BUT FOR REAL, BIG UPS TO MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND SQUIRREL GIRL

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AS YOU KNOW, WITH THE POWER COSMIC I AM AWARE WHAT HAPPENS TO EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE ACROSS ALL TIME, SO DESPITE HOW IT MAY APPEAR THE PREVIOUS POST WAS ACTUALLY VERY PERSONAL AND HEARTFELT

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@unbeatablesg SO THAT'S A THING

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@unbeatablesg I HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN MY NEW PASSWORD

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@unbeatablesg ALSO

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@unbeatablesg AS A SIDE EFFECT IT CAUSED TWO SOLAR SYSTEMS TO NEVER HAVE BEEN FORMED BUT THEY WERE DUDS ANYWAY, JUST REAL DUD SOLAR SYSTEMS

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@unbeatablesg ANYWAY I USED THE POWER COSMIC TO REWIND TIME AND CHANGE THINGS SO I NEVER CHOSE THAT SECURITY QUESTION

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@unbeatablesg IT'S LIKE, THANKS PAST ME, JUST SOME REAL TERRIFIC WORK THERE

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@unbeatablesg APPARENTLY WHEN I FIRST SIGNED UP I'D SET IT TO "HI GALACTUS, IT'S YOU FROM THE PAST!! NO QUESTIONS HERE, YOU RULE BUDDY!!"

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@unbeatablesg GO ON, GUESS

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@unbeatablesg THEY HAD SECURITY QUESTION THAT I HAD TO ANSWER TO UNLOCK IT AND GUESS WHAT I SET THE QUESTION AS

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@unbeatablesg IT'S TRUE I GOT LOCKED OUT OF MY ACCOUNT

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@unbeatablesg ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T FAIL TO TAKE DOWN SWARM, AND THEN HE BECAME PRESIDENT, AND ALL EARTH HAD TO WORSHIP PRESIDENT BEE