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hurling tweets about sports and bad jokes into the void. 𓂺

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@kirbsxd0 @MikeGrinnell_ Its also so they can own the surrounding land and build it up as an ent. district. Its all the rage w/ the owners these days. They dont care about being downtown. They want to build a place you spend your whole weekend & paycheck at, there just happens to be a football game too

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@RearAdBsBlog I don’t understand how a cinema junkie such as yourself doesn’t see that the moon landing was totally fabricated.

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@CartNarcs @Gretchenfrage88 Go back and watch your own video again. The guy didn’t put huis cart away and didn’t catch a charge for pulling his gun out. You’re the one that lost. 😂

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@CartNarcs Yeah, well, the cops didn’t and that’s all that matters.

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@paulbunyan97 @ZachHalverson There’s a reason they traded him away to Vegas. He was too entitled.

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@CartNarcs Well don’t act so damn surprised when someone pulls a gun on you then. People don’t play about their property.

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@slayabouts @washghost1 Downtime from smoking the blade on a control joint in the concrete underneath the tile would be the real inefficiency

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@BrannonKrieg @washghost1 He’s trying not to get the balde caught in the control joints in the concrete

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Dobeš with an unbelievable mic drop moment on sports center just now. “I could hear you talking about us and it sounds like we’re the underdogs which is right where we want to be” camera cuts to SC studio and both hosts are caught with their mouths open 😂😂😂

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I wonder what @mattmurley19 has to say about the NHL mushing his team

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@NortonMpls Mary doesn’t work the weekends, so the monsters haven’t been let out of holding yet.

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@citchmook Hell nah

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Why do PK Subban’s meta glasses look thicker than a Brazilian?

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@RepJackKimble Read the room fuckface. Most of us work 300+ days a year for less than 80k and it’s real, physical labor. You’re just a puppet for large corporations. You’d probably cry if you had to put in a real days work.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Ryan Clark and Ryan Clark

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@J_Swish24 I got some bad dust once before too

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@CoreyCCuster @heatdaddy69420 PK Subaru

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@Ryan_Carter22 Carts! We locked eyes when you were on the elevator on the main concourse after the game. I gave you a thumbs up and you gave me a head nod. I wanted to pass you $21 for Gorg to throw in his pocket so he could get a happy meal on the ride home. What a win!

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@ryanwhitney6 Yet someone like @PatMcAfeeShow will give 3 minutes to hockey and spend an hour on stupid ass basketball