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Nigerian born🇳🇬, Mechanical Engineer. Core Man Utd lover , Get me to 1k followers guys, I follow back actively

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@Mrbankstips Nothing our graduates dey ever do for this country

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@only1Tymlez Wike for inside Nigeria state??
Omo Ehhn 😂

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@farman4x @grok what’s the answer

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@daarworld @Adetola Una really dey look some of us less for this app 😹😹

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So @UBAGroup because nah 5k dey my account una no celebrate my birthday like this for me 😹😹

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

.@UBAGroup THANK YOU ❤️🤍

BIRTHDAY LEVEL.

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@EfficientEduNG Any idea when their DE admission would be released

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@RemotejobWtessy Code please

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Why not just forgive them and rehabilitate them into the US military 💀

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"This is why mvrder and other crimes in America are at record lows," — President Trump writes as he shares the prison where hardened criminals are sent to in the US.

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How many times this girl go turn 25 sef??

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Actress Regina Daniels stuns in fiery red as she turns 25

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@omgnicewords Sure bruhh

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JE HO VAH

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masturbation addiction is crazy stuff, i remember one time i made a vow to stop, later that day i rubbed pepper on my hands so when the urge comes i’d remember i have pepper in my hands then i’d stop, you won’t believe the urge came 11pm that night and i went three streets away to get gloves.

and glory be to the devil, that day led me to the discovery of the best way to masturbate, gloves in your hands with lube all over it.

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@meereeba @EffiongMavis You’re back??

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@meereeba Legcedes

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Likeeeeee
Them no dey tell man, everybody go get their fair shares

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Bro mine got pregnant, placed it on me. I accepted asked her to go for a scan, she did came back and the timeline wasn’t adding up, I asked her to go for another she did came back again and it still wasn’t adding up 😂
This girl swore that I was responsible, my guy told me she cheated, I didn’t even want to think it cause I was thinking machines can have glitches too, this girl insisted for over a month until she finally accepted she cheated and that the pregnancy wasn’t for me..

[Brown @Ukandi_one]

Mine sent me money to get some drugs, saying her cousin was sick in the village. At the pharmacy I was told it was an abortion drug. Turned out it was for her. Another man fucked her, got her pregnant, and I was the one getting the abortion drugs.
I had horrible taste in women

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I still Mumu forgive her oo only to discover she was seeing the same guy she got pregnant for after going through her phone.. she was even the one begging the dude for them to see and that she was missing him..
Omo I nearly craze 😂😂💔

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@fwzisher For the guy to even open mouth dey tell her 100k nah e off me pass like you smokeeee
Woman dey ask you for your budget before she follow you out 😂💔

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@fwzisher You see this and you wonder the kind of audacity this girls have….

Bro if woman get money pass you, your eyes go peel😂

[Boboye @namelessD_]

Talking to another guy while you’re in a relationship is cheating.

Going out with another guy while you��re in a relationship is also cheating.

Leading men on while you’re in relationship in your dm is also cheating.

No be until she sleep with another guy before you go know say she cheat.

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You have to understand that you can only catch a woman cheating if she wants you to otherwise 😂😂💔

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

My greatest shock this morning is people calling me “dodoyo” and “a fool” because I said I dated a girl for 4 years and she never cheated. 😂😂

I’m not bothered. I’m more concerned about how damaged we are as men and how we view women today.

We don’t think loyal women exist anymore. This generation is fucked lol.