Yvonne

minors and non queer people DNI
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️
Proudly owned by ❤️@andragonous❤️

[Angel @Angel_Wingjob]

when i die my corpse should go to the most morally fucked up woman who wants it

[Yvonne @Xigl64]

@JezIscariot

[Yvonne @Xigl64]

Us <3

[Yvonne @Xigl64]

Do you actually want to have sex with that co worker or do you just work in the food industry?

[Yvonne @Xigl64]

dont get me wrong, fuck the bitch to hell and back but at the very least my ex picks good anime to base his entire personally around

[Claire @FinalMothGirl]

The trans girl with BPD would like to hear that you don't think she sucks to be around

[Yvonne @Xigl64]

I feel like I'm being pelted with rock from all sides

[Rick “Choppa” Chow @rickchoppachow]

I eat pussy like a puppy getting its first pup cup at Starbucks

[Yvonne @Xigl64]

AS I FUCKING OPENED THIS A FUCKING SHOOTING STAR FLEW PAST MY WINDOW WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK DO THEY MEAN BY THIS?

[:) @privyua_]

Me When I'm comfortable with u

[Oriond34🏳️‍⚧️ @oriond342]

The feminine urge to self isolate while still obsessively looking at notifications because you secretly just hope someone cares enough to speak first

[seraph @despaird0ll]

it's cptsd awareness month and i am about to make you all very aware

[Yvonne @Xigl64]

My ass is getting too fat for some of my jeans😮‍💨

[itsukarine @itsukarine]

behold, i have depicted you as the white woman and me the retriever

[Yvonne @Xigl64]

You leave a girl on read one time so they don't open your messages for like a week😭

[Einstein2004113 @einstein2004113]

They're doing this to me tomorrow

[Yvonne @Xigl64]

which is totally fucking worth it btw but if i never tweet again its because they took both of my arms

[Yvonne @Xigl64]

the one way to get to get my wife to dominate me is by hitting on other women. however this does have the consequence of making them want to kill me

[k @andragonous]

instead of getting a cuck chair I watch like this waiting to kill the other woman