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[xk4buTha @xk4buTha]

“I got the job” tweets always blow up because deep down we’re all just happy a stranger finally escaped unemployment hell

[K̊åj̊ůj̊ů👅💦❣️ @wa__njiru]

Wewe chill nazo staki ziniume

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

MCA Tricky responds to Alex Mwakideu over government projects

[KUFF KAFF KWEFF @kuffkaffkweff]

Sales is the only way you can make money with zero financial capital. But boy is it tough!!!!🖐️

[xk4buTha @xk4buTha]

The best way to eat a mango is to forget about manners

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

"Kunakuwaje na upungufu wa maziwa na ng'ombe zimejaa kule National Assembly zikiongozwa na Ichung’wa" 😂😂

[𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘢👨🏾‍🏫 @prollyryan_]

Fumbled the chance to call it gRAO

[xk4buTha @xk4buTha]

Single life is peaceful af but damn I miss the good morning texts and someone to hold at night

[xk4buTha @xk4buTha]

Numbers only get me hard when it’s time to count the money.

[xk4buTha @xk4buTha]

“How was your weekend” is the most dangerous question because i have to decide if i tell the truth or just say “good”

[𝓘𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼. @Decayedlov]

Consistency is louder than promises.

[Zay @yyyyeed]

Real life isn't social media...!!!

[xk4buTha @xk4buTha]

Randomly woke up one day and realized I make the same noises my dad used to make when he sits down

[KUFF KAFF KWEFF @kuffkaffkweff]

Hating a social media platform is a massive self-report. Instagram, Twitter, Substack, TikTok, the app isn’t toxic, your feed is. It’s just a mirror of your own algorithm, and if your timeline is garbage, you trained it to be that way.

[Ian🫩👾 @bloccboyian]

For some weird reason I'm attracted to hyper personalities

[Kapa 🇰🇪 @Marcintaban]

sometimes thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge.

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

Introverts ndio tunarealise leo ni Friday

[Ian🫩👾 @bloccboyian]

Another day of doing nothing 😭😂

[Zeno @Zenovibez]

Want to be trusted? Keep it honest, even when it’s uncomfortable.

[xk4buTha @xk4buTha]

The only thing that gets me to clean is the fear of someone randomly showing up at my door

[LuCy🌸🍒•° @Nyarchi3f]

If you ever text me good morning and I reply 'too' , just know my phone is hacked