Laura Lou

[Laura Lou @xLauraLou]

@rosejohnno @nickmohammed @CityVarieties The 'someone's before and someone's after' was excellent (and highly relatable) :)

[Laura Lou @xLauraLou]

There must be someone. Surely. Anyone?! #Tesco #TescoUnpacked

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🏳️‍🌈

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

🎉Happy Birthday @BBC on your 100th birthday! When you were founded we had a King, no one knew if they could afford to put their heating on and we'd just lived through a global pandemic. Times really do change!

[Harriet Walker @harrywalker1]

Breaking: scientists discover what women already know

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is Zugzwang [tzoog-tzwung]: a situation in chess (and life) in which a move must be made, but each possible one will make the situation worse.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

My regular reminder that ‘lalochezia’ is the use of swearing to relieve pain, anxiety, or frustration.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'filipendulous' (19th century): hanging by a thread.

[Teacher Dude @teacherdude]

Apparently, you can now do a Masters in Mansplaining.

[Laura Lou @xLauraLou]

Started my day realising I've ordered 3kg of red onions and 15 cod fillets in my online shop. Lesson learnt: don't haste order when you're knackered.

[Laura Lou @xLauraLou]

Well that was everything I hoped and more. Even if I did accidentally book the screening with subtitles #DowntonAbbeyANewEra

[Laura Lou @xLauraLou]

@Halfords_uk I will, thanks Chantelle. Your colleague was so rude and I've spent £700 with you this week so keen to see how you resolve it. Thanks, will DM.

[Laura Lou @xLauraLou]

Ever booked your car into @Halfords_uk only to be told when you get there 'we don't have time and what exactly do you want me to about it?'. I have, just now. That was fun.

[Laura Lou @xLauraLou]

@Elijah_Fer Saw you in Hedwig at the weekend and woah, you smashed it. Your voice is incredible!

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

The fact that in the last decade Martin Lewis has had to go from 'The guy who tells you who's doing two-for-one deals or how to get a good mortgage rate' to 'Here's what you can do to get emergency help to stop starving/freezing to death' speaks for itself.

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

I love you, @MarinaHyde.

https://t.co/fTDO6UnqmE

[Laura Lou @xLauraLou]

@OFLoakfurniture Thanks Sophie. I've finally had a call from a manager, who herself has admitted the service I've received is totally unacceptable. Shame how much I've had to push for this to be recognised.

[Laura Lou @xLauraLou]

@OFLoakfurniture currently trying to figure out if you're the worst company I've dealt with in years, or I'm involved in some kind of candid camera prank. Either way, I'm seriously peeved.