David Huang

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

@Aye_yo_jerry I don't understand. How do you drown if you look up while you shower? Do you shower with your head under the faucet? #shortpeoplethings

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

@Kyaandere AhHAahA Sorry girl, but you can't sleep when monsters are nearby.

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

@Noricon_ That's what happens when you already own all of the units

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

@yiluun Isn't that what the girlfriend is for?

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

@Broadcom I've been trying to have a verification of employment done but how come all of the contact numbers are somehow disconnected? Do you still have a working HR I can contact?

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

@PlebFrost @MF_Had0uken Couldn't make it to Disneyland.

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

It's like just water coming out. #faucet

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

I don't like the way this hurts. #watchmeburn

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

Ever get that feeling where you have a child in there and its going crazy but your anus can't dilate?

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

Wave 2 is never that easy. #cloggedfaucet

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

You ever go to the toilet and it's just the best ever? #likeafaucet

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

Walking into the house without taking off my boot,
Oh no I have to poop. #originalpoems

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

Well this is one thing that doesn't twinkle at twinkle. #publictoilets

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

This used to be alive at one point and now I'm giving life to it once again. #flushinglifedownthetoilet

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

I seldom wonder which meal I am disposing of. #eatyourbreakfast

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

I am experiencing fury not unlike that which burns with the passion of several thousand suns.

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

Feels like a Solid but wet like a liquid. Kinda like starburst.

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

Feels like its about #2'oclockinthemorning

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

After much resistance, I ran to the restroom to do my deed. It smelled really bad.

[David Huang @xmasGhost]

It goes down smooth like good liquor.