Faisal 💯

i voted remain | 🇬🇧🇮🇳

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

working 9-5 actually gives you so much free time

[erica @ericanextdooor]

hey quick question - if you work a 9-5, 5 days a week in corporate, where do you find the will to live after coming home from work?

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

wolves’s claim to fame will now be One Day

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

😟

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Matthew Perry dead at 54 after apparent drowning 🙏

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

😮‍💨

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

@kisslanderin i can imagine, is pretty sick though, so lucky to be picked out of 87k people

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

@kisslanderin lmaooo it was legendary tbh

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

i often think about in NY when they made me wait 50 mins for my food then asked me why im removing the service charge

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

pink clouds

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

saying “half day?” as people leave work at 5pm is the pinnacle of corporate banter

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

i purposely write in poor handwriting so others can’t read my notes

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

insta pages about to make a killing

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

bamboozle no. 1

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

squeezing burgers is the weirdest insta thing yet

[Mr Black⁛ @MrBlackOG]

Gen Z will never understand why Millennials need to pass this truck as quickly as possible.

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

how are they asking if it’s OK to date around if your partner has dementia on loose women

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

even on easter monday these parking wardens don’t wanna rest 😞

[Faisal 💯 @xNonzy]

£85k a year is barely enough to live a comfortable life let’s be honest