bean

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[Siala @rubenno9]

When she was playing hard to get but now she’s texting first

[nacho03 @nacho062003]

''I don't love you, I don't even know you.''

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you’re doing, yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

[MMA Orbit @mma_orbit]

During his #UFCHallofFame induction speech, Chris Weidman announced that after an 8-month battle, his mother is officially cancer free! ❤️

[perico @pericoco_]

This could be us in this weather 🥹🤣

[: @trevorngl]

When all your loved ones think you're ghosting them when you're just fighting the biggest battle of your life in secret.

[Sid @siddocode]

Life without her Life with her

[spini @f_oneputtana]

Revenge of the sith stays on during sex

[あ @KYStalmeth]

For my birthday I want euthanasia

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) @FICMBondTrader]

“And… and… *sniff* .. she took out her massive cannons .. and told me to suck her toes instead of my fish face wife’s” https://t.co/MpsWb7hdP6

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

JP Morgan: We’re hiring.

Me:

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer.

“It’s time I did another movie.”

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

god forbid a nigga seek higher enlightenment

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Man celebrates his dog being cancer free by cooking him a steak 🥩…. I would do the same