Hi! I'm Xolomon! Here's my Refence Sheet
Dullahan Tetrabrachius
Height: 175cm (171cm if my head was attached to my neck)
Birthday: January 14
Parents and Tags in Bio
me and @MegaCrit wanted to touch decks so we made a Steam bundle π₯°
get Vampire Crawlers and Slay the Spire 2 for 10% off & say goodbye to your free time π
a sushi date and a game of league of legends require the exact same thing
FUNDAMENTALS
at the restaurant you have to hold your chopsticks correctly. sit with good posture.
chew with your mouth closed. speak to the waiter with respect.
make eye contact when she's talking. know when to listen and when to speak.
these aren't fancy tricks. these are the basics. and if you fuck up the basics nothing else matters.
same thing in game
you load in and you need to know your build path before minions spawn.
you need to know your level 1 spacing. your trading windows. your back timers.
the FUNDAMENTALS
but here's where it gets interesting
halfway through dinner she says something unexpected. changes the energy. shifts the conversation somewhere you didn't plan for.
do you panic? do you freeze? or do you ADAPT
same thing when your lane opponent rushes an item you didn't expect. or their jungler paths differently. or the game state shifts at 10 minutes
the build you planned isn't the build you need anymore
you have to read what's in front of you and adjust in real time
conversation flows the same way wave states do
sometimes you push. you're talking. you're leading. you're setting the tempo.
sometimes you pull back. you let her talk. you freeze the wave. you let the moment come to you.
you have to manage the tempo the entire time
and mechanically you have to EXECUTE
the right words at the right time. the right eye contact at the right moment. picking up the check without hesitation the same way you commit to an all in without second guessing
most guys show up to a date with no fundamentals and wonder why it went wrong
most players load into a game with no gameplan and wonder why they lost
it's the same game
master the basics. read the situation. adapt in real time. execute without hesitation.
that's how you win at the table and on the rift
picture below is DIAMOND LUX MAIN I MET AT WEDDING
Study the Saskio way
When I was a kid, I thought to myself
"Cooking is easy, I bet I could do it"
And threw whatever in a pot, served it to my family.
They all spat it out back on to the plate...
So now I endeavor to actually know what I am doing in the kitchen hahaha