xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ

☠︎❝ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. ❞☠︎

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

ᴏᴅᴅ ᴀᴅᴅᴀᴍs

ᴛʜᴇ ❛xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ❜

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

❝ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ. ❞

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. @tenebriseque]

" 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞."

Bruce Wayne aka The Batman. | World's Greatest Detective. | Lewd & Non. | FC: Christian Bale. | Crossovers Welcome. | MDNI.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖̶𝐢̶𝐧̶𝐭̶𝐞̶𝐫̶ ̶𝐒̶𝐨̶𝐥̶𝐝̶𝐢̶𝐞̶𝐫̶ @FvllenSoldat]

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❝ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝,
𝚋𝚞��� 𝚖𝚢 𝚑̶𝚎̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚝̶ 𝚒𝚜 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫.❞
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| 𝗝̶𝗮̶𝗺̶𝗲̶𝘀̶ ̶𝗕̶.̶ ̶𝗕̶𝗮̶𝗿̶𝗻̶𝗲̶𝘀̶ |
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ | #𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛 |
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| 𝐆̶𝐡̶𝐨̶��̶𝐭̶ 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐚𝐫 |
⠀⠀ | 𝐇̶𝐲̶𝐝̶𝐫̶𝐚̶’𝐬̶ ̶𝐒̶𝐡̶𝐚̶𝐝̶𝐨̶𝐰̶ |
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[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

He wiped the corner of his mouth a handkerchief that he had produced from his pocket.

" Forgive that, it's been a while since I've fed and I'm a bit hungry.

I'll have to devour a bear later. "

[ᴴᵘᵍʰⁱᵉ @besmirchedjoel]

“ Huh? OH– ”

He laughs weakly, arm raised to scratch the back of his neck. Sniff-checking the collar of his T-shirt for good measure.

“ Y-yeah, that, um, tends to happen more than I’m comfortable with . . ”

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

He's offering an apology Cuban cigar to @Puermilitaris for his strange actions the other day.

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

" You will take this information surprisingly well.

Though, given your reactions, I'm going to guess that you have dealt with far weirder shit than me? "

[—— 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 @BritVigilante]

“Huh.. Interestin’..”

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

" Yeah, a little bit.

I've learned to adapt the past 200 years. "

[—— 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 @BritVigilante]

“Fuckin’ ‘ell…. Sounds pretty fuckin’ diabolical.”

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

" Due to my undead nature, I hunt and devour as needed.

Sometimes I do it excessively just to make sure that I have enough energy in order for my cells to continue regenerating.

My diet consists of excessively horrible people and large game animals. "

[—— 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 @BritVigilante]

“Ya don’t eat every day?”

His head tilted slightly as he shoved the cigarette pack into his pocket before taking a drag, slowly blowing the smoke out into the air.

[Lᴏɢᴀɴ Hᴏᴡʟᴇᴛᴛ @PulvieWolvie]

Hughie Campbell

-Ships with Annie or chemistry
-New to Hughie
-Not new to the Boys verse
-Member of the boys
-Seeking storylines and banter
-Crossover Friendly

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

The undead chuckled to himself and settled against a nearby wall.

Old habits truly did seem to die hard.

" Sorry, heh.

I haven't fed for a few days, so I'm hungry.

In addition, he's a horrible person, and I tend to devour those, especially when they deserve it. "

[—— 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 @BritVigilante]

Reaching out, the raven haired Brit took the offered pack of cigarettes. Shaking one out, he put it between his lips and pulled out a lighter, flicking the flame to life before lighting the end.

Extinguishing the flame, he put the lighter back into his pocket. “Never been —

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

" Interesting. . .

Also, perhaps completely unrelated. . .

Were you recently covered in blood? My nose can smell waves of iron rolling off of you. "

[ᴴᵘᵍʰⁱᵉ @besmirchedjoel]

“ Yeah, that’s, uh– ”

A small shrug.

“ . . He’s my boss. ”

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

" The one with black hair and looks semi homeless. "

[ᴴᵘᵍʰⁱᵉ @besmirchedjoel]

“ . . . . Which British guy? ”

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

@besmirchedjoel

" Excuse this interruption by an old zombie, but are you an associate of the British man? "

[𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 @FERALlTY]

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[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

The undead pulled a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket and offered it to the Brit.

" He's a pretty bad guy.

Probably tastes like shit too. "

[—— 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 @BritVigilante]

“If ya mean tryin’ to obliterate ‘Omelanda from existence…”

There was a light shrug of his shoulders, the corners of his lips already tugging into his signature smirk.

“Guilty as charged.”

[ᴴᵘᵍʰⁱᵉ @besmirchedjoel]

𝗔𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝘆𝘀' 𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗵 "𝗪𝗲𝗲 𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗶𝗲" 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗝𝗿.

𝗣𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 #Nσcтυяиε.

🩸 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄ⵑ 🩸

#theboysrp #mvrp

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

" So, I heard there was a British guy skulking around trying to dome that that one Superman wannabe.

I'm gonna assume that's you. "

[—— 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 @BritVigilante]

Well, the other male did have a pretty good point.

Already, the corners of the raven haired Brit’s lips were starting to tug into his signature smirk.

“Yer just now realizin’ that?”

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

" Not my sentiment, but one can never be too careful. "

He chuckled to himself.

" Kind of ironic for a zombie to say that, huh? "

[—— 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 @BritVigilante]

Lifting a hand to his chest, he feigned offense. “Ouch.”

[xᴏᴍʙɪᴇ @Xombieisms]

Maybe he's a closet case.

[MOVING TO @CANARYCOALMlNE @CANARY1NTHEM1NE]

Why the fuck is Homelander calling me a twink. So many times.